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Bent Out of Shape (Why are liberals so exercised by the President's exercise?)
The American Prowler ^ | 8/26/2005 | Patrick Hynes

Posted on 08/25/2005 10:43:21 PM PDT by nickcarraway

There have been a great number of petty and unfair attacks leveled at George W. Bush in the past five years. He's slow witted. He surrounds himself with incompetent "yes men." He's Hitler.

But the pettiest and least fair to date is the charge that President Bush exercises too much. For whatever reason, liberals have developed an obsession with the president's "obsession" with physical fitness.

Last month the New Republic's Jonathan Chait, writing in the Los Angeles Times, castigated President Bush for his "obsession with exercise that borders on the creepy."

"Bush's insistence that the entire populace follow his example, and that his staff join him on a Long March -- er, Long Run -- carries about it the faint whiff of a cult of personality. It also shows how out of touch he is," wrote Chait. "It's nice for Bush that he can take an hour or two out of every day to run, bike or pump iron. Unfortunately, most of us have more demanding jobs than he does."

The Democratic National Committee similarly attacked the president for spending too much time exercising and not enough on public policy.

On every other page of every other newspaper, meanwhile, you will read about our nation's "obesity epidemic," followed by calls for emergency remedies ranging from class action lawsuits against fast food companies to crackdowns on vending machines in public schools. Some might think a physically fit president would serve as a good role model for America's youth, especially in light of the rapid decline in the quality of our heroes from the world of professional sports.

Paradoxically, while Chait and others ridicule the president for being too active, other liberals have attacked him for relaxing too much. President Bush's vacation habits have become another bizarre obsession among the political Left. Speaking as a guest on the Imus in the Morning show earlier in the week, for example, Howard Fineman railed against the president's "almost religious devotion to his vacation time."

But President Bush doesn't vacation in the same sense that you or I do. He doesn't unplug all of his appliances and toggle the Out of Office AutoReply on his Outlook. He's working. He's just doing it in Texas instead of Washington, D.C.

Time was our nation's sophisticated opinion leaders wouldn't dream of scrutinizing the president's personal life. For example, it was considered bad form to question what President Bill Clinton did in the privacy of his own bedroom -- even though he did it in the Oval Office and while punched in on the taxpayers' time clock. And oh yeah, he was married and doing it with an intern.

Didn't matter. It was none of our business. But put in a little too much roadwork or clear a little too much brush at your ranch and you give people like Jonathan Chait the creeps.

Come to think of it, I seem to recall the mainstream media used to delight in showing us almost constant footage of President Clinton jogging, jogging, always jogging; him with his amoeboid torso, pale, toneless legs and duck-footed stride, the press with tongues wagging and elbows jabbing one another.

Wasn't he dreamy?

And what about John Kerry? I mean, who had time to windsurf and toss the pigskin during "the most important election in our lifetimes," anyway? Who can hunt ducks during "the worst economy since Hoover," and while Iraq makes Vietnam look like Granada? Unless, of course, Kerry just did all that stuff for show. And Clinton, too. You think?

Well, of course they were just doing it for show. And that's the point. All the sophisticates want is a show. Put on some trendy jogging shorts and the latest Nikes and we'll take the shot. Don't worry, we'll edit out the Golden Arches in the background. But if we ever catch you breaking a sweat for real without a big media hullabaloo, you'll never work in this town again.

The media doesn't resent George W. Bush because he exercises too much or takes too many vacations. They resent him because he's authentic when he should be artificial, reserved when he should be resplendent.

But if a show is all the media want, I've got just the guy for them. There's this fellow at my gym who makes a big to do about stacking heavy, clanging plates onto the barbell. He stomps around the weight room floor, snorting and huffing, often clapping his hands loudly, sending off plumes of chalk dust while his pals shout out various inspirational plaudits. He's the man, all right. But now that I think of it, I've never actually seen him lift any weights. And he isn't very big.

Maybe he should run for president. The media would love him.

Patrick Hynes is a freelance writer and the proprietor of AnkleBitingPundits.com.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: District of Columbia; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bush; bush43; bushhaters; chait; exercise; media; petty; pettydems; president

1 posted on 08/25/2005 10:43:21 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

To be fair , just about anything Clinton does, I don't like (unless he/she was doing it in jail ).


2 posted on 08/25/2005 10:49:20 PM PDT by Nateman
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To: Nateman

I don't really have anything against eating cheeseburgers myself (lots & lots of cheeseburgers!)


3 posted on 08/25/2005 10:57:09 PM PDT by AntiGuv ("Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick)
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To: nickcarraway

"But if we ever catch you breaking a sweat for real without a big media hullabaloo, you'll never work in this town again.

The media doesn't resent George W. Bush because he exercises too much or takes too many vacations. They resent him because he's authentic when he should be artificial, reserved when he should be resplendent."

This isn't quite right. If Bush had Clinton-like "exercise" habits, the press would blast him as a phony. If Clinton had been a genuine fitness enthusiast like Bush, you wouldn't ever hear the end of what a great example the President was setting.

I don't think the media resent "authenticity" so much as they resent Dubya.


4 posted on 08/25/2005 11:44:20 PM PDT by byset
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To: nickcarraway

Wow, the stupid excuses they use to try to pick apart our president and this is the best they can do? How pathetic!
Yes, it's just AWFUL that he takes the time to take care of himself! He's an evil, selfish man.......puke!!!!


5 posted on 08/25/2005 11:54:46 PM PDT by derllak
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To: byset

To paraphrase a post by another Freeper earlier today, the leftist media and their liberal followers have the same attitude towards President Bush as Captain Ahab had toward Moby Dick. I might add that they will wreak upon themselves the same results that Ahab did.


6 posted on 08/26/2005 12:19:27 AM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (The liberals promised to move to Canada but they lied . . . bwaaaaah.)
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To: nickcarraway
Maureen Dowd railed at the President for taking a five week vacation and then in the same breath she blasted the President for taking his $3,000 mountain bike to Idaho on Air Force One. The President just can't win with liberals.

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
7 posted on 08/26/2005 12:24:23 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: nickcarraway

I for one have responded to this stupid criticism of Bush by signing up for The President's Fitness Challenge. I am well on my way to my first award. I think if more people sign up and take the challenge it will show what we think of the media and prove that Bush is setting a fine example.


8 posted on 08/26/2005 4:11:47 AM PDT by foolscap
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To: nickcarraway; Grampa Dave; LincolnLover; jmstein7; backinthefold; .cnI redruM; OXENinFLA; Badeye; ..
Ping. FYI - Pat Hynes, the author of th piece is a freeper Pat (Screen Name: Kerry Crusher). He was the political director for the New Hampshire Republican Committee, and has managed campaigns while working at a national GOP campaign consulting firm, and has run campaigns for the RNCC. Most recently he's been the "campaign manager" for the CATO Institute's Social Security reform project, and has accepted a public relations job with a firm in NH. He's written for the American Spectator, Tech Central Station and Townhall.

He is also the proprietor of www.anklebitingpundits.com, which got a mention on the Rush Limbaugh show yesterday. (Yeah, us)

9 posted on 08/26/2005 5:17:44 AM PDT by crushkerry (Visit www.anklebitingpundits.com for great original conservative commentary)
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To: nickcarraway

There's something to that exercise stuff - I've been doing it in one form or another for 38 years. At 52, despite a 17 year interlude with booze and smokes, most folks guess I'm about 40 and I'm pretty stress free. The other upside is that I can eat about anything I want :-)


10 posted on 08/26/2005 7:34:40 AM PDT by trebb ("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
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To: nickcarraway

IMHO, the media resent Bush for exercising for one reason: it means that he won't be keeling over from a cheeseburger-induced heart attack anytime soon.

Run, George, run!


11 posted on 08/26/2005 8:20:03 AM PDT by Ancesthntr
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To: trebb
The other upside is that I can eat about anything I want :-)

This is the true reason for working out. I can't eat like I could when I was 20, but it is still nice to down a whole pizza every now and then.

12 posted on 08/26/2005 10:50:24 AM PDT by glorgau
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