Gaza Arabs invent new Zionist plot

Jerusalem Newswire ^ | August 25th, 2005

[AppyPappy]

Dang Joooooos. Cynthia McKinney was right after all. The old "Toxins Under the Ground" trick.

[ncountylee]

"Israel is placing barrels of toxins deep under the rubble of Gaza Strip settlement houses "

Not my fault it's a sewer excuse.

[SJackson]

If you'd like to be on this middle east/political ping list, please FR mail me.

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Those Zionists, they stop at nothing.

IDF is Using Elite Female Stripper Death Squads

[One Proud Dad]

Can they get tin foil cheap in Gaza?

[kromike]

These people are ripe for the pickin'. Hey Howie Dean! You've got a huge opportunity to sign up a bunch of new conspiracies-everywhere, drooling, moonbat democRATS!

[cweese]

How long before the UN issues a resolution expressing their outrage at Israel for this?

[Lekker 1]

the inhabitants of Gaza who are still celebrating the “return” of “their” lands...

Maybe I am mistaken, but didn't Gaza belong to Egypt prior to 1967?

[AppyPappy]

Don't cloud the issue with facts.

[saquin]

Critics observed that the reason for the “disclosure” could be pre-emptive, in case the “Palestinians” prove unable to make the sandy Gaza Strip as productive as the Jews did.

That's the crux of it, right there.

[theFIRMbss]

Hey, if I'm real nice
to the Jews, will they tell me
the winning numbers

to the lottery?
(Tomorrow's mega-millions
is really up there!)

[reagan_fanatic]

Oh, those darn Jews. They're always up to something...

[denydenydeny]

The claim that Israel was selling chewing gum in the PA-controlled areas containing “a sexually-stimulating adrenaline substance”;

Horrors! Not the sex gum!

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I'm sure a briefcase of money from the arab league has already landed on top of the desk of Koffi Annan to persue this matter.

[Slings and Arrows]

IDF is Using Elite Female Stripper Death Squads

Big BUMP for Floozies with Uzis!

[SJackson]

And from 1921 to 1947, part of Palestine, the future Jewish Homeland, detatched by the UN. Prior to that, the Ottomans.

[johnb838]

A 21st century version of salting the land. I like it. I know they aren't doing it, but part of me wishes they would.

[johnb838]

Just make shure you don't shake hands with a Jew it will make you shrivel and disappear.

[Lekker 1]

I admit I am quite ignorant on the whole issue, but why doesn't Israel just sign Gaza back over to Egypt from whence they captured it and make it their problem?

[Convert from ECUSA]

"Israel is placing barrels of toxins deep under the rubble of Gaza Strip settlement houses it is demolishing in order to poison the land, rendering it useless to the “Palestinians.”

OK, Committee for Defending Palestinian Lands, put the bong down and come out slowly with your hands up where we can see them!! We're taking you to a nice, safe room with padded walls so you won't hurt yourselves (or anyone else)!