Maureen Dowd: My Private Idaho (Old Maid Dowdie Needs Some Fresh Air!)

NY Slimes ^ | 8/24/05

[gopwinsin04]

W vactationed so hard in Texas he got bushed. He needed a vacation from his vacation.

So he headed West yesterday to get away from his Western getaway--and the mushrooming Crawford Woodstock--to spend a couple of days at the Tamarack Resort in the rural Idaho mountians.

'I'm kind of hanging loose as they say,' he told reporters. W. didn't go alone of course. Just as he took his beloved feather pillow on the road duing his 2000 campaign, now he takes his beloved bike.

An Air Force One steward tenderly unloaded W.'s $3,000.00 Trek fuel mountain bike when he landed in Boise.

I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. Last winter he was obsessed with his love handles, telling people he was determined to get rid of seven pounds.

Instead of calling Karl Rove to ask him if he'd leaked, W. probably called to order him into the gym.

[Rummyfan]

Dowd, Ivins, and Thomas shuld all retire somewhere together and they can get together daily and rant about that idiot W who consistently outsmarted them!

[RushCrush]

[WideGlide]

Maureen Dood just needs a couple of "D" Cells to get her power tool back on line.

[gopwinsin04]

MoDo got cut from her usual Sunday headlining gig to Saturday, (the least read day of the week!) then she took a 2 month vacation.

Expect more and more hateful screeds until retirement!

[RushCrush]

Interestingly enough, out of boredom I googled "Maureen Dowd" and came up with this picture, titled "snake head"

[cyborg]

Wow that's a big tool.

[sydbas]

I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it.

All it took was one Supreme Court candidate say that during his interview President Bush asked him if he exercised and the good old reliable MSM turns that into some sort of fetish on President Bush's part. Remember Johnathan Chait's ridiculous rant about this and him calling President Bush creepy?

[KStorm]

Of the three, Ivins is the most tolerable. It's like tolerating a kidney stone, though.

[popdonnelly]

Why don't we simply have a permanent Catherine Zeta-Jones thread, and dispense with the Maureen Dowd column requirement?

[gopwinsin04]

Maureen grows infertile living with coke addict Aaron Sorkin as Catherine raises Michael Douglas babies. (who says karma ain't a witch!)

[True Republican Patriot]

Look at those chicken legs, they aren't biker legs or skier legs! There's nothing there, just bones and some skin.

[gopwinsin04]

Catherine has 'Legend of Zorro' coming out in the fall, so that means lots of new pictures for the Dowdie threads, whoo-hoo!

[Rummyfan]

Must.... concentrate.... on... work.... now..... Is it warm in here?????

[geezerwheezer]

Ya' know what I like best about MoDo and Helen Thomas, et. al.? ......Not a damn thing!

[beyond the sea]

She's been on his A$$

Don't sugar coat it old lady, tell it like it is.

[gopwinsin04]

I don't even know how old Catherine is, but she looks incredible for her age.

[ChildOfThe60s]

That is one unhappy woman. Can't be pleasant going through life having her attitude. It's like she's punishing herself for being a left wing kook.

[beyond the sea]

My lord.................. I told my sis not to have pictures taken!

;-)

[bmwcyle]

She will die an old maid.

[mhking]

I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it.

I guess she doesn't like her cellulite.