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Maureen Dowd: My Private Idaho (Old Maid Dowdie Needs Some Fresh Air!)
NY Slimes ^
| 8/24/05
Posted on 08/24/2005 7:57:00 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
W vactationed so hard in Texas he got bushed. He needed a vacation from his vacation.
So he headed West yesterday to get away from his Western getaway--and the mushrooming Crawford Woodstock--to spend a couple of days at the Tamarack Resort in the rural Idaho mountians.
'I'm kind of hanging loose as they say,' he told reporters. W. didn't go alone of course. Just as he took his beloved feather pillow on the road duing his 2000 campaign, now he takes his beloved bike.
An Air Force One steward tenderly unloaded W.'s $3,000.00 Trek fuel mountain bike when he landed in Boise.
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. Last winter he was obsessed with his love handles, telling people he was determined to get rid of seven pounds.
Instead of calling Karl Rove to ask him if he'd leaked, W. probably called to order him into the gym.
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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: New York
KEYWORDS: bushhater; dowdy; infertile; mandatorybarfalert; mba; menoapusalwitch; moonbat; oldbat; oldmaid; seahag; sourpuss; witch
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To: GeneralStorm
Dowd, Ivins, and Thomas shuld all retire somewhere together and they can get together daily and rant about that idiot W who consistently outsmarted them!
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:07:53 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
To: gopwinsin04
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:09:36 AM PDT
by
RushCrush
(The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
To: DPB
Maureen Dood just needs a couple of "D" Cells to get her power tool back on line.
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:09:46 AM PDT
by
WideGlide
(That light at the end of the tunnel might be a muzzle flash.)
To: Rummyfan
MoDo got cut from her usual Sunday headlining gig to Saturday, (the least read day of the week!) then she took a 2 month vacation.
Expect more and more hateful screeds until retirement!
To: gopwinsin04
Interestingly enough, out of boredom I googled "Maureen Dowd" and came up with this picture, titled "snake head"
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:12:48 AM PDT
by
RushCrush
(The mediocre always throw stones at the brilliant.)
To: WideGlide
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:13:13 AM PDT
by
cyborg
(I'm having the best day ever.)
To: gopwinsin04
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. All it took was one Supreme Court candidate say that during his interview President Bush asked him if he exercised and the good old reliable MSM turns that into some sort of fetish on President Bush's part. Remember Johnathan Chait's ridiculous rant about this and him calling President Bush creepy?
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:13:44 AM PDT
by
sydbas
To: Rummyfan
Of the three, Ivins is the most tolerable. It's like tolerating a kidney stone, though.
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:14:55 AM PDT
by
KStorm
(Expecting liberals to be intellectualy honest only damages our intellectual honesty.)
To: gopwinsin04
Why don't we simply have a permanent Catherine Zeta-Jones thread, and dispense with the Maureen Dowd column requirement?
To: RushCrush
Maureen grows infertile living with coke addict Aaron Sorkin as Catherine raises Michael Douglas babies. (who says karma ain't a witch!)
To: gopwinsin04
Look at those chicken legs, they aren't biker legs or skier legs! There's nothing there, just bones and some skin.
To: popdonnelly
Catherine has 'Legend of Zorro' coming out in the fall, so that means lots of new pictures for the Dowdie threads, whoo-hoo!
To: gopwinsin04
Must.... concentrate.... on... work.... now..... Is it warm in here?????
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:22:14 AM PDT
by
Rummyfan
To: True Republican Patriot
Ya' know what I like best about MoDo and Helen Thomas, et. al.? ......Not a damn thing!
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:25:54 AM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: Howlin
She's been on his A$$ Don't sugar coat it old lady, tell it like it is.
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:28:24 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("I was just the spark the universe chose ....." --- Cindy Sheehan)
To: Rummyfan
I don't even know how old Catherine is, but she looks incredible for her age.
To: gopwinsin04
That is one unhappy woman. Can't be pleasant going through life having her attitude. It's like she's punishing herself for being a left wing kook.
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:31:40 AM PDT
by
ChildOfThe60s
(If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
To: gopwinsin04
My lord.................. I told my sis not to have pictures taken!
;-)
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:32:30 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("I was just the spark the universe chose ....." --- Cindy Sheehan)
To: gopwinsin04
She will die an old maid.
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:32:46 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(We broke Pink's code and found a terrorist message.)
To: gopwinsin04
I mean I like to exercise, but W. is psychopathic about it. I guess she doesn't like her cellulite.
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posted on
08/24/2005 8:32:48 AM PDT
by
mhking
(The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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