I'm not impressed by a Muslim festival. I'd be impressed by a parade of thousands of Muslims carrying signs that read "God Bless America", and chanting "Down with Muslim terrorists! Down with CAIR!"
"""I'm not impressed by a Muslim festival."""
If you happen to be in Vancouver, Canada, on September 11th go and visit a Muslim festival at Stanley Park's Lumberman's Arch.
They serve the best bhajia I've ever eaten!
Lineups for this delicacy are long ..... so don't buy just one serving, or you'll be back in line in a New York minute.
Even so, the FR cry would be "taqiyya"... :-(