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Less of Moore
New York Post ^ | August 23, 2005 | Richard Johnson

Posted on 08/23/2005 11:34:08 AM PDT by Cecily

There may soon be less of Michael Moore. The portly propagandist is doing a stint at the Pritikin Longevity Center & Spa in Aventura, Fla. — also known as the "fat farm for the rich." Moore is learning how to cook healthy meals and exercise and attending classes on "life re-education." The program starts at $3,800 a week and promises enrolees they'll "learn a new approach to eating," "never have to diet again," and can lose up to 12 pounds in the first three weeks.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: michaelmoore; michaelmoron; morbidobesity; obesity; pritikin; saddamfanmikey; sadrfanmikey
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With his money, he could hire a cook and trainer year-round.
1 posted on 08/23/2005 11:34:09 AM PDT by Cecily
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Will it shrink the size of his bulbous head?


2 posted on 08/23/2005 11:35:20 AM PDT by One Proud Dad
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To: Cecily

The common man.
Sure.


3 posted on 08/23/2005 11:35:40 AM PDT by SJSAMPLE
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So...12 pounds in three weeks...well...looks like he ought to be down to 250 by years end!!


4 posted on 08/23/2005 11:35:59 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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To: Cecily

He needs therapy, not a diet.


5 posted on 08/23/2005 11:36:04 AM PDT by sarasota
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Just the hero of the common man. Wonder if he could have done any of those things listed in article himself by reading a couple of books or starting to exercise.


6 posted on 08/23/2005 11:36:06 AM PDT by johniegrad
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To: Cecily
DANG IT ALL!!!

The Cur is less than 15 miles away from where I am right now!

7 posted on 08/23/2005 11:36:15 AM PDT by ExcursionGuy84 ("I will Declare the Beauty of The LORD.")
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To: RockinRight; Cecily

Make that down to 250 ONE YEAR FROM NOW...


8 posted on 08/23/2005 11:36:30 AM PDT by RockinRight (Democrats - Trying to make an a$$ out of America since 1933)
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To: Cecily

He's down here in Florida? I wondered why I was having a hard time keeping the peas from rolling of my plate.


9 posted on 08/23/2005 11:37:27 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Cecily

Five-word diet:

Eat. Less. Move. Around. More.


10 posted on 08/23/2005 11:37:34 AM PDT by trillabodilla (Pray for President Bush!)
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To: Cecily

12 lbs in 3 weeks at $3800 per week, thats almost $1000 a pound!


11 posted on 08/23/2005 11:38:09 AM PDT by SF Republican
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To: sarasota

Send him to Cuba for a year, and he'll come back trim and fit.


12 posted on 08/23/2005 11:38:18 AM PDT by Brilliant
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Hmmmm... didn't they used to call this a

FAT FARM?!!!!!

Why do I sense that MM would unmercifully ridicule any member of the administration who set foot in anything so expensive and obviously elitist?
13 posted on 08/23/2005 11:39:16 AM PDT by Wiseghy (Part of the True Conservative Majority of Kaleefahrnya)
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To: Cecily

Unfortunately for him, his ugliness goes right to the bone.


14 posted on 08/23/2005 11:39:30 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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He could lose 12 pounds by shaving and taking a shower.


15 posted on 08/23/2005 11:39:46 AM PDT by sportutegrl (People who say, "All I know is . . ." really mean, "All I want you to focus on is . . .")
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To: Brilliant

'Holiday in Cambodia'


16 posted on 08/23/2005 11:39:50 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Cecily

Well, as a fellow who is also trying to lose weight I can say this, the healthier it is for you, the worse it tastes. I think it's a law.


17 posted on 08/23/2005 11:39:58 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (Ew. This tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past his prime. "Chris Griffin")
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To: Brilliant

Is his Indian name "Blocks the Sun"?..........


18 posted on 08/23/2005 11:40:07 AM PDT by Red Badger (Want to be surprised? GOOOOGLE your own name. Want to have fun? GOOOOGLE your neighbor's......)
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Sheesh - 3800 buckadingdongs a week to learn not to poke Ho-Ho's into yer pie-hole? I'm in the wrong business...


19 posted on 08/23/2005 11:40:25 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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The program starts at $3,800 a week

But I thought he was a man of the common folks...

20 posted on 08/23/2005 11:41:00 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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