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Hagel to Join Protesters in Crawford (Vanity/Sarcasm)
From my computer in my PJ's | 8-22-05 | Crooked Constituent

Posted on 08/22/2005 4:39:22 PM PDT by Crooked Constituent

Senetor Chuck Hagle, a prospective 2008 republican presidential candidate, will be taking a trip to Crawford to join protesters and meet with Cindy Sheehan.

Hagel, a Republican from Nebraska, has recently criticized the Bush administration's prosecution of the warin Iraq, comparing it to Vietnam.

Many republicans were confused by his appearance on the weekend TV news shows, citing his statements to be virtually indistinguishable from those made by Senetor Ted Kennedy and failed Presidential candidate John Kerry.

Mrs. Sheehan has welcomed Chuck to the protest camp except suitable camping area is in low supply. Mrs. Sheehan warned that "there's not many places left to pitch a tent, maybe only the low wet areas of ditch are left", "and he better remember to bring his sun block because I saw him on TV this weekend and he looked pasty white".

Mrs. Sheehan is surprised to be joined by a republican. "Even though republicans are bottom feeders in general and he is from the party of the biggest Terrorist in the world, George Bush, we welcome anyone who would side with our radicalism"

Most of the protesters have struggled to maintain thier strength camping for extended periods. Betty Bitsher complained that it's a real challenge from not working a regular job to camping full time. "I've gathered sticks for the campfire for four days in a row and no one will help me. The local municipality should bring in some workers to keep us comfortable and a porta potty would be nice. It's getting really stinky behind that tree over there."

Mrs. Sheehan and protesters have been camping out in Crawford near the President's ranch for weeks.


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To: Crooked Constituant

Sorry, I ment Hagle.


21 posted on 08/22/2005 5:11:45 PM PDT by Clint Lippo
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To: Howlin
I really shouldn't be the one who talks about a lack of savvy when choosing a screename.

If only I had been sober that fateful night.

22 posted on 08/22/2005 5:11:52 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Crooked Constituant

23 posted on 08/22/2005 5:11:55 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist ©®)
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To: hole_n_one
+n
24 posted on 08/22/2005 5:13:47 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Crooked Constituant
Sarcasm? Maybe not.
25 posted on 08/22/2005 5:13:59 PM PDT by roylene
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To: hole_n_one

If I had had a clue when I signed on AOL....

(At least I *did* drop the number.......LOL)


26 posted on 08/22/2005 5:14:19 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: Crooked Constituant

Chuck Hagel is absolutely despicable! He isn't a disgrace to the Republican party, he's a disgrace to this country! I don't care if he won more medals than Audie Murphy. He's been undercutting the war on terror for far too long. Why doesn't he just shove off to the place where he truly belongs. The party of appeasement. He can join Carter, Durbin and Kerry, and feel right at home.


27 posted on 08/22/2005 5:18:28 PM PDT by appleharvey
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To: Rabid Dog

While Hagel's there, maybe he can hand out water and driver's licenses to the illegals coming across the border.


28 posted on 08/22/2005 5:20:45 PM PDT by Snapping Turtle (Snap on and don't let go!)
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To: Clint Lippo
Crooked C., that was great satire.

I'm guessing that this is how you rated the movie Gigli.........


29 posted on 08/22/2005 5:20:57 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Chode
The Witch in the Ditch!


30 posted on 08/22/2005 5:22:08 PM PDT by JOE6PAK (Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.)
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To: Crooked Constituant

He should not be allowed to use the term Republican in his title. Total leftist on all issues.


31 posted on 08/22/2005 5:22:21 PM PDT by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of AYou ericans (NRA))
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To: hole_n_one

And for you, the funniest reply.


32 posted on 08/22/2005 5:25:14 PM PDT by One Dight
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To: zip
He should not be allowed to use the term Republican in his title. Total leftist on all issues.

Posted before I finished, the last line was "Yes, I know sarcasm" but the statement still stands.

33 posted on 08/22/2005 5:31:53 PM PDT by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of AYou ericans (NRA))
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To: Tim Long

In a rare photo Chuck Hagle is seen here while vacationing in his natural habitat.

34 posted on 08/22/2005 5:33:03 PM PDT by strange1 ("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)
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To: Crooked Constituant

very nice job..for your first effort..mega kudos.....pleas ping me on your next post..regards..


35 posted on 08/22/2005 5:33:04 PM PDT by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: Crooked Constituant

Was he wearing a tie-dye teeshirt, ripped blue jeans and a headband with a daisy stuck in it?


36 posted on 08/22/2005 5:33:41 PM PDT by McGavin999 ("You must call evil by it's name" GW Bush ......... It's name is Terror)
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To: ken5050
very nice job..

It was posted in News/Activism

.....for your first effort.

Poster admits to re-registering in order to create a new (misspelled) screenname.

....mega kudos...

C'mon Ken, it was pretty weak.

pleas ping me on your next post..

You need a hobby.

...regards..

FReegards

37 posted on 08/22/2005 5:43:21 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Crooked Constituant

What color dress will he wear to the festivities? I hope he won't clash with Cindy....


38 posted on 08/22/2005 5:44:18 PM PDT by MainFrame65
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To: Crooked Constituant
I understand Hagel has 2 purple hearts , sounds like least one was for a blow to the head. Maybe both.
39 posted on 08/22/2005 5:47:12 PM PDT by sgtbono2002
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To: sgtbono2002
I understand Hagel has 2 purple hearts , sounds like least one was for a blow to the head. Maybe both

lol!

40 posted on 08/22/2005 5:53:30 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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