Posted on 08/19/2005 6:38:30 PM PDT by MoJo2001
Oh, yes it does! And you haven't cooked until you've slathered on baby oil, put on a white bathing suit, laid out on a floating mattress in the middle of the pool, and gone to sleep.
Nana was as red as a lobster for two miserable weeks. We're just thankful it was in late April and not mid-July!
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Oh, man, what a tear-jerker this song has always been...
Gee, thanks.
Okay, time to get the outdoors chores done. Don't want Nana to be disappointed when she gets home!
Hi, Kathy!! Did you get some sleep?
Oooopsss. Sorry!:) Don't overdo it in the heat!
RIP Brave Protectors of Freedom
That collie was unbelievably gorgeous! One of the most beautiful I'd ever seen. It's almost like the one that got away in that I would have liked to paint it a couple more times.
Gummy, Sam does keyboard shortcuts only you would know. My trouble with that is she's too fast for me to learn from it.
Hey, at least your girls didn't rip up the screens and escape to harrass your neighbors, and you got a well-deserved good night's sleep. If I'd locked Sam out last night, I might have actually slept.
Cats. Can't live without them, can't kill them.
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Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f...... manual) to show that they're "hip" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know? RTFM").
WRITE ALL YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE PERIODS OR RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!!! AND DDOOUUBBLLEESS TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE!!!!!!!
When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. When they respond testily to your 'creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.
Software and files offered on-line are often "compressed" so that it won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word E-mail responses like "Thanks."
Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHouseWives," then see how many people download them. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-on. Take bets and calculate odds on the results of each upload's popularity.
cc: all your E-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the information Superhighway Internet.
Join a discussion group, and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme of your own. For instance, if you're in a discussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an important role. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write you threatening messages and instruct all other members to ignore you.
I don't think VP Cheney would appreciate that! LOL!!
Well, I knew the thing was outdated but ran with it anyway since ol' Al invented the internet.
Sleeping in for me means 6 hours instead of 5.
The people who write these virus programs are just plain ol' evil!!!
I got a trojan on my work computer yesterday that couldn't be deleted or cleaned. I contacted my virus software support & they ran a Dos cleaning utility & I'm good to go now. I never had that happen before!
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