A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....08-19 thru 08-21-05....T.G.I.F. at the Finest

Billie

[DollyCali]

Dedicated to Aquamarine.. our "soutern sistah"..and to preacher Nan...

''The Top 16'' Country Songs

16. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Yore Butt Out All Day Long

15. Iffen I Can't Be Number One in Yore Life, Then Number Two on You

14. If the Phone Don't Rang, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better 'Fore I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss Ya Baby, but Muh Aim's Gittin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afeared She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. Iffen I'd Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out of Prison by Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Shore Do Miss Him

5. She Got the Rang and I Got the Finger

4. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained but Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Lookin' Better After Ever Beer

And the Number one song is. . . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Shore Woken Up With a Few

[WVNan]

You missed one.

The shades of night are falling, but I got a good look anyway.

[DollyCali]

our creative people here can make this a top 100?

let's hear em.. and Nan, your's is GOOD

[Aquamarine]

Oh, that cracked me up but you didn't spell Southern correctly (plus you should always capitalize the S) :)
Nan is Southern too, you know (at heart).

You've provoked me to play some Country music.

Til a Tear Becomes a Rose

[DollyCali]

yes, caught the typo AFTER posting. and no didn't use spell check.. Yes, Ms. Nan is very southern!

need to get something done.. think I will take a nap. That is getting something done, isn't it?

[DollyCali]

opps.. Southern NOT southern, ahem..

[tuliptree76]

[OESY]

There they go again.

[Aquamarine]

I play up my "Southerness" sometimes just for fun, was born in the Midwest and lived there until the age of 11. My mom's father's side of the family were true Southerners having fought in the war and later erecting the first monument to the Confederacy in SC but her mom was from NYC (imagine that). My dad's side of the family were pioneers that went West from Virginia settling first in Illinois and Missouri and later Oklahoma so I'm really just an American (with a Southern accent lol).

[Billie]

Whatta guy, that wolfie. :)

I think I like the white dress better. :)

[tuliptree76]

Here are the holidays for the weekend.

Aug. 19
Daffodil Day
Soft Ice Cream Day
Spicy Food Day
Potato Day
Aviation Day (In honor of Orville Wright's birthday)

Aug. 20
Lemonade Day
Radio Day
Homeless Animal Day
Zoroastrian New Year

Aug. 21
Spumoni Ice Cream Day
Statehood Day in Hawaii - On August 21, 1959, Hawaii was declared the 50th state.

[LadyX]

I do believe we ought to have a "Special Day of the Year"
to celebrate having tuliptree76 with us!

[Aquamarine]

Switched! LOL

Hi Billie. Your 2nd post was so funny today.

[DollyCali]

wonder what Louie looks like in white dress? (that'll teach him for being AWOL)

going to nap. It has been a stressful week. Need to rest up for tonight.

[tuliptree76]

Awww, thanks. :-)

Tulip Day is May 13.

[LadyX]

Uh huh - - Billie is pulling a Switch-AHROOOOO!!
LOL

[MozartLover]

Heehee

Thanks for the laugh.:)

[Billie]

Thanks for the holidays (and the coffee you served earlier) :) - does it seem like some kind of *ice cream day* comes along at least two or three times a month?! LOL

OK by me!!!

[JustAmy]

Billie ... Thank you for bringing us the weekend thread.

I love those red dresses .....
I need to go shopping. :)

[Billie]

OH MY GOSH!!!! Those titles are hilarious!!!!