[DollyCali]

Dedicated to Aquamarine.. our "soutern sistah"..and to preacher Nan...

''The Top 16'' Country Songs

16. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Yore Butt Out All Day Long

15. Iffen I Can't Be Number One in Yore Life, Then Number Two on You

14. If the Phone Don't Rang, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better 'Fore I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss Ya Baby, but Muh Aim's Gittin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afeared She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. Iffen I'd Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out of Prison by Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Shore Do Miss Him

5. She Got the Rang and I Got the Finger

4. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained but Her Heart Were Pure

2. She's Lookin' Better After Ever Beer

And the Number one song is. . . . .

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Shore Woken Up With a Few

[WVNan]

You missed one.

The shades of night are falling, but I got a good look anyway.

[Aquamarine]

Oh, that cracked me up but you didn't spell Southern correctly (plus you should always capitalize the S) :)
Nan is Southern too, you know (at heart).

You've provoked me to play some Country music.

Til a Tear Becomes a Rose

[MozartLover]

Heehee

Thanks for the laugh.:)

[Billie]

OH MY GOSH!!!! Those titles are hilarious!!!!