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To: VU4G10
After several hours of convulsive sobs, I've composed myself enough to haul all my Stones CDs out for a bonfire. My neighbor shook his fist at me as black smoke wafted through his backyard. He doesn't realize the Stones are guilty of Thoughtcrime and must be sent down the Memoryhole. (They're also old, which everyone sees fit to mention but never bothers to explain how it's relevant. Hmmmm...I suppose...old--unlike all those great bands from the 80s & 90s that I can't think of...)

Clearly, Purity of Thought is a prerequisite for all entertainers. The faintest hint of subversion demands the cleansing of fire! Maybe we can organize a re-education camp for Jagger and all those depraved enough to listen to him. Imagine someone criticising the omnibenevolent seraphs who guide our foreign policy! (Wasn't he supposed to submit this song to the Ministry of Truth before its release?)

I'm spending the rest of the week playing my LPs backwards to check for anti-neocon messages. I'll keep everybody posted.

22 posted on 08/18/2005 10:19:26 PM PDT by Petronius (Hunter S. Thompson: Shine On You Crazy Diamond!)
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To: Petronius
I'm spending the rest of the week playing my LPs backwards to check for anti-neocon messages. I'll keep everybody posted.

I think Natalie Maines wishes she hadn't been so flip.

26 posted on 08/18/2005 10:38:16 PM PDT by KellyAdmirer
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To: Petronius

It's the jaded capitalism of the irrelevant and
truly hypocritical Jagger

No0thing much more pathetic than a bunch of
sixty something wrinklies, trying to convince
not only themselve, but everyone else, they are
still "rebels" (with their $300 million dollar
contract) and 18....sure...rock and roll
never forgets....until Alzhiemers sets in...

And By thhe way..Hunter Tompson was was nothing
more than a spastic brain destroyed paranoid
sideshow freak, of relevance to only the gullible
drug addicts that bought into the whole Dim-o-Leftie
"Steamin Conciessness" of torturing murderers.


"Viva La Che Chique!"
(Ohhhh!...Didn't he look *so* cool in his beret!"


28 posted on 08/18/2005 11:07:51 PM PDT by NickatNite2003
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To: Petronius

I thought about burning all may Stones records but then I realized I didn't have any and never have. I'll see if I can find something else to burn in proxy....maybe my brother's old records like styx or journey.

Now back to Mario Lanza.


31 posted on 08/18/2005 11:30:33 PM PDT by Kokojmudd (Outsource Federal Judiciary and US Senate to India, NOW!)
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To: Petronius

LOL


36 posted on 08/18/2005 11:48:44 PM PDT by wardaddy (Israel will get nothing for Gaza.)
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