Watch me wriggle out of this one :-)
Depends on whether you are looking for pearls of wisdom or scanning with a B.S. detector--are you a believer or a skeptic?
And to complete the analogy to pigs, since we are using Biblical references, how about a reference to "pearls before swine" (ducks for cover while running for exit...)
Cheers!
Good wriggling, g_w, or, as my cousin would put it, "Oink-oink!" (His side of the family got all of the eloquence, dang it.)