[Fawnn]

That's a great suggestion!

(Or, if law enforcement is unavailable, some bikers. The brave PETA-types never throw paint on bikers wearing leather or fur. I imagine they'd be similarly less heroic in this instance, too.)

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Could you imagine the reaction of those sniveling leftists punks, if a bunch of burly bikers approached them? It would be worth paying for to see them shi'ite their pretty pink panties.