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BBC: Confused lions 'hunt' small cars
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| 16 August 2005
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Posted on 08/17/2005 9:25:47 AM PDT by OESY
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Knowsley Safari Park Happy Hour Buffet
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:25:49 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: OESY
I guess driving through in the Chevrolet Impala is not such a great idea, then...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:28:14 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
A Smart Car...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:29:28 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: gridlock
They figured out that there is long pork in those things. Just have to crack them open to get the juicy meat inside.
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:30:28 AM PDT
by
TXBSAFH
(Free Traitors are communist China's modern day "Useful Idiots")
To: gridlock
I guess driving through in the Chevrolet Impala is not such a great idea, then... I almost took exception to that statement (as I have a nice 4-door Impala), but then I realized the joke. I'm just a little slow today.
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:31:03 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: OESY
NOT a good choice of car for driving through the Safari Park...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:31:30 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:32:05 AM PDT
by
Gefreiter
("Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?")
To: OESY
If you show up in the gate in this thing, you might want to reconsider...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:34:18 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: Gefreiter
Some dogs chase cars, too. When they catch them they usually do no more than lift a leg.
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:34:47 AM PDT
by
RightWhale
(Withdraw from the 1967 UN Outer Space Treaty and open the Land Office)
To: OESY
If you must drive the Mini to the Safari Park, it is best to rely on camouflage. This one could hide out in a swarm of ladybugs and go entirely undetected...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:36:37 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: TXBSAFH
What you were driving.
What the lions saw.
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:38:19 AM PDT
by
OESY
To: Gefreiter
They're not dumb, they've been studying for years the relative qualities and designs of the cars that travel through their territory.
They just have different criteria for their definition of a quality car. It's closer to our definition of Tupperware. Easy to get food into, easy to transport, and most importantly, easy to get food out of.
To: TXBSAFH
This might not be such a great choice, either...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:39:02 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
"Confused lions hunt small cars"
Yet another reason to drive a Pick up or SUV>
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:40:23 AM PDT
by
trubluolyguy
(Well, why did you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?)
To: OESY
When running with the big cats, you want to blend in...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:42:54 AM PDT
by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: gridlock
If you must drive the Mini to the Safari Park, it is best to rely on camouflage.Unless you camouflage it like an Elephant and drive by Jumbo the lonely bull Elephant
To: terjegirl; Skylus
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:43:47 AM PDT
by
Sundog
(Cheers)
To: gridlock
>>>I guess driving through in the Chevrolet Impala is not such a great idea, then...
Unless it is a 1961 Chevy Impala, like we have ^-^
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:45:05 AM PDT
by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: OESY
I prefer to go on safari in a Zebra suit...
ZEBRA SUIT SAFARI
These dorks actually get attacked by lions!
But don't worry, no lions were hurt...
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:45:10 AM PDT
by
Bon mots
To: OESY
"We had an incident of two ladies in a car being chased by lionesses"
I guess those ladies flirted with the lion ;-)
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posted on
08/17/2005 9:46:32 AM PDT
by
Marguerite
(When I'm good, I am very, very good. But! When I'm bad, I'm even better)
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