Pride and Prejudice
Knowsley Safari Park Happy Hour Buffet1 posted on
08/17/2005 9:25:49 AM PDT by
OESY
To: OESY
I guess driving through in the Chevrolet Impala is not such a great idea, then...
2 posted on
08/17/2005 9:28:14 AM PDT by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
A Smart Car...
3 posted on
08/17/2005 9:29:28 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: OESY
NOT a good choice of car for driving through the Safari Park...
6 posted on
08/17/2005 9:31:30 AM PDT by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
7 posted on
08/17/2005 9:32:05 AM PDT by
Gefreiter
("Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?")
To: OESY
If you show up in the gate in this thing, you might want to reconsider...
8 posted on
08/17/2005 9:34:18 AM PDT by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
If you must drive the Mini to the Safari Park, it is best to rely on camouflage. This one could hide out in a swarm of ladybugs and go entirely undetected...
10 posted on
08/17/2005 9:36:37 AM PDT by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: OESY
"Confused lions hunt small cars"
Yet another reason to drive a Pick up or SUV>
14 posted on
08/17/2005 9:40:23 AM PDT by
trubluolyguy
(Well, why did you pull a gun on me if you didn't want to have sex?)
To: OESY
When running with the big cats, you want to blend in...
15 posted on
08/17/2005 9:42:54 AM PDT by
gridlock
(IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
To: terjegirl; Skylus
17 posted on
08/17/2005 9:43:47 AM PDT by
Sundog
(Cheers)
To: OESY
I prefer to go on safari in a Zebra suit...
ZEBRA SUIT SAFARI
These dorks actually get attacked by lions!
But don't worry, no lions were hurt...
19 posted on
08/17/2005 9:45:10 AM PDT by
Bon mots
To: OESY
"We had an incident of two ladies in a car being chased by lionesses"
I guess those ladies flirted with the lion ;-)
20 posted on
08/17/2005 9:46:32 AM PDT by
Marguerite
(When I'm good, I am very, very good. But! When I'm bad, I'm even better)
To: OESY
I'm waiting for the weirdly anthropomorphic "Crazed Econocar Tempts Predatory Carnivors To Devour Women And Children Inside" headlines.
On a related note, I haven't seen any sentient SUV headlines lately. What's up with that?
To: OESY
Small cars driving through a safari park in Merseyside have been chased by confused lions who think they are prey.Pure garbage! I grew up in Merseyside before there was a Safari Park and my dog always used to go after cars, he knew he was a dog, and he definitely wasn't confused about anything.
26 posted on
08/17/2005 10:07:43 AM PDT by
scouse
To: OESY
30 posted on
08/17/2005 10:13:35 AM PDT by
Publius6961
(Liberal level playing field: If the Islamics win we are their slaves..if we win they are our equals.)
To: OESY
Unusual features on cars can also spark interest by the 12 lions at the park, Guess it's time to get rid of my pot roast hood ornament, eh?
31 posted on
08/17/2005 10:15:56 AM PDT by
Tennessee_Bob
("Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! We willna be fooled again!")
To: OESY
What did one lioness say to the other as they saw a "Smart" car go by?
"I just love these things. Crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy in the middle."
(With respect to "The Far Side" for the use of his punch line.)
Best Regards
Sergio
32 posted on
08/17/2005 10:27:27 AM PDT by
Sergio
(If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound?)
To: Vic3O3; cavtrooper21
It's just another downside of driving a small car!
Semper Fi
33 posted on
08/17/2005 10:57:36 AM PDT by
dd5339
(A sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the hero's path.)
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