[conservativeharleyguy]

I went to see Ron "Tater Salad" White last weekend.

One of his new jokes was: Wouldn't it be funny if this guy's father had told him all his life that "you'll never be sh**".

Brought down the house.

[Calvin Locke]

Maybe he fell off the wagon.

There's that old, well, really old joke about the time Alaska became a state. A Texan, distraught that he was no longer
a resident of the biggest state in the Union heads up North.

He was told, to become a real Alaskan, you have to drink a bottle of whiskey in one gulp, wrestle a grizzly
bear barehanded and make love to an Eskimo woman all in one night.

So, he buys a fifth of whiskey, downs it in one gulp, and then then goes to find a bear. A couple of hours later
the would-be Alaskan stumbles through the door, his clothes shredded and his body covered with cuts and bruises, and
asks, "Where's that Eskimo woman you want me to wrestle?"

[MarMema]

Thanks for sharing that. I just saw another post on Ron and replied saying I liked him. He is a riot!