There's that old, well, really old joke about the time Alaska became a state. A Texan, distraught that he was no longer
a resident of the biggest state in the Union heads up North.
He was told, to become a real Alaskan, you have to drink a bottle of whiskey in one gulp, wrestle a grizzly
bear barehanded and make love to an Eskimo woman all in one night.
So, he buys a fifth of whiskey, downs it in one gulp, and then then goes to find a bear. A couple of hours later
the would-be Alaskan stumbles through the door, his clothes shredded and his body covered with cuts and bruises, and
asks, "Where's that Eskimo woman you want me to wrestle?"
LOL!