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Storm Troopers vs. Cindy Sheehan: The Left’s authentic nonsense
National Review Online ^ | August 16, 2005 | Johan Goldberg

Posted on 08/16/2005 7:45:14 AM PDT by Quilla

...she's an American, she has the right to her opinion. — Juan Williams — Fox News I'm all for what she's trying to do. Yes, she appears to be — say it ain't so! — slightly partisan. But since when does being slightly partisan disqualify someone from having an opinion? Rightwing bloggers would have us believe that, unless you're a Republican (and an R who supports the war, no questions asked), you have no right to speak out about the war. — Dan Savage, subbing at Andrewsullivan.com

The Constitution allows me to make a very long list of statements. I can say George W. Bush is in the pocket of Zionists and oil interests, as a certain woman hanging out in Crawford, Texas does. I can also say that George W. Bush is little bunny fru-fru hopping through the forest. I can say that the difference between him and a duck is ice cream because, after all, a vest has no sleeves. Or I can say that the Stifler dance scene in American Wedding made complete sense. In other words, I can say any crazy old thing I want. I can say America is a racist, sexist, homophobic country of hate with mean icing and a bigoted cherry on top. Or I can say that I have armadillos in my trousers.

In fact, I can actually put armadillos in my trousers (though I suspect there's barely room for one) and then say all of the above. Because, you see, I can make statements almost anywhere I like about almost anything I like. I can say it in Texas, I can say it in front of the White House. I can say it dressed like a mouse, I can say it like a souse.

Okay I hate rhymes. So enough of that.

Of course, I can't say any of this inside the White House unless I've been invited inside. Otherwise, I'd be arrested for trespassing, not for presidential sassing.

Okay, I'm really done now.

Sucking Up Intellectual Air This does raise one of the many caveats to this whole free-speech thing. I can't yell "Fire!" in a crowded theater (well, unless there is actually a fire in the theater). I can't take out a political ad less than 30 days before Election Day (or something like that) and I can't say anything I want when I'm under oath in a court of law (assuming I want to say something untrue).

All this can get a little confusing because there are a few other exceptions to the whole say-whatever-you-want free-speech rule. If you're confused, though, here's a nifty little hint for how to figure out if your speech is permitted under our Constitution: If nobody says "it's against the law for you to say that!" it's probably not against the law for you to say that!

Look: It's deep August and Washington is about as hot and moist as the air pocket underneath one of those dudes you occasionally see on the evening news being pried from his bed with the jaws of life. So maybe I'm just being cranky. But, if you want to defend somebody's controversial statements, saying "so-and-so has the right to his opinion" doesn't get you out of the gate. It just sucks up air and fills space. Intellectually, it's got the nutritional value of Styrofoam. You might as well say "Oo-ee-oo-ah-ah, ting-tang-walla-walla-bing-bang" instead and then move on to your next point. It's not interesting, not smart, not insightful. Saying Cindy Sheehan has a right to criticize the president is like saying she's a carbon-based life form: True, but utterly beside the point.

Now as a fan of dogma, I'm not opposed to reaffirming our faith in free speech every now and then (as George Bush did last week). But what drives me batty is the way people hide behind this straw man whenever they don't like criticism. Forget Sheehan for a moment because passions are running high. Let's use as a hypothetical that High Priestess of Jackassery Cynthia McKinney. Typical pundit show:

Right-wing pundit guy: "McKinney is making a fool of herself. She's got her facts wrong. She loves America's enemies. Blah blah blah."

Left-wing pundit guy: "I may disagree with many of her arguments but, look, I think she represents an authentic perspective and she has the right to express her opinion."

High-minded moderator: "What about that right-wing pundit guy? She does have the right to express her opinion. This is a free country after all...."

It's at about this point I fling myself off my couch like John Belushi at the end of one of those old Saturday Night Live news skits.

Nobody ever questioned her right to say anything.

And as for representing an authentic perspective: Who cares if it's authentic if it's wrong?

Confusion on this point seems to be a form of paranoia which pops-up on both sides of the ideological spectrum, but it's particularly acute on the left. After 9/11 we heard from all over the place that free speech was under assault because the usual idiots were getting criticized for their usual idiocy. Again, I hate to be such a pain in the butt to Cynthia McKinney, but as I've noted before, it is the quickest route to her brain. When, after 9/11, McKinney behaved like, well, McKinney she was roundly criticized and rightly so. She immediately asserted that her "right to speak" had been questioned. No such thing occurred.

Don't Question the Left! The great irony is that the people who resort to such "arguments" (they're really just insults) are the ones questioning free-speech rights, because they are suggesting the criticism was inappropriate and, in some vague and stupid way, unconstitutional. Right? That is the upshot of what they're saying. I mean, if you immediately assert that someone has the right to say something as a way to rebut criticism, aren't you implying that such criticism violated their rights — which is, by definition, unconstitutional.

The paranoia enters into it when you consider the nature of the accusation. If you immediately assume that criticism from the political Right is tantamount to questioning someone's constitutional right to speak in the first place, what you are really saying (Pace Dan Savage) is that if you scratch a conservative you'll find a Storm Trooper just under the surface. We knuckle draggers may say we're just offering criticism, but what we really mean is that anyone we disagree with has no right to say so. That so many on the Left seem to believe this, says a lot about the intellectual and psychological state of Lefties while saying nothing of interest about conservatives. I don't think it's always a matter of projection — assuming your enemy sees things the same you do — but I do think this knee-jerkery illuminates in a small way the bad faith of the Left. Not only does the "I have the right to speak" tantrum dodge the merits of specific criticisms, it starts from the assumption that as a matter of first principles left-wing protest should never be questioned.

Indeed, that's the reason the Left has rallied so fiercely behind Cindy Sheehan. Wedded to a form of identity-politics logic which says some "authentic" voices cannot be questioned and inauthentic voices need not be listened to, these hardcore left-wing activists love Cindy Sheehan because they think she's above reproach. They immediately resort to the argument "How dare you question a woman who lost her child!" Sheehan's loss is obviously a terrible one. But the death of her son does not make her anymore qualified to rant about Israel and oil tycoons controlling American foreign policy than it would be if her son was alive. But her backers do not care, indeed they don't think anyone has the right to even point this out.


TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: cindysheehan; presidentbush; sheehan
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
Don't Question the Left! The great irony is that the people who resort to such "arguments" (they're really just insults) are the ones questioning free-speech rights, because they are suggesting the criticism was inappropriate and, in some vague and stupid way, unconstitutional. Right?

Cindy Sheehan's freedom of speech ends when she accuses the President of criminal conduct and killing her son. Such comments are not only bordering on libelous, but ARE libelous and slanderous.

In Milkovich V, Lorain Journal (1990) the Supreme Court in an opinion written by Justice Rehnquist ruled, “that the First Amendment does not automatically shield expressions of opinion from being found libelous” LINK

21 posted on 08/16/2005 3:11:36 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Interesting.

Thanks for the link!

:)

22 posted on 08/16/2005 4:15:05 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Many thanks for the ping! This is a really funny article, which gets the point across in a novel way.


23 posted on 08/16/2005 5:23:19 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons
Goldberg always has a unique take on the issues of the day.

Plus, he occasionally has pics of his dog, Cosmo.

:)

24 posted on 08/16/2005 5:56:05 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I always love to read his columns, but they don't get posted to FR as much as they once were.


25 posted on 08/16/2005 6:18:24 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons
Yeah, I've noticed that too.
26 posted on 08/16/2005 6:37:56 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
I wonder why.

Maybe you should post them, from now on. :-)

27 posted on 08/16/2005 6:50:39 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons
Naah.

The moderators don't take too kindly to the articles I post.

:7)

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

28 posted on 08/16/2005 7:30:05 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Oh well...it was just a thought. :-)


29 posted on 08/16/2005 7:45:22 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: nopardons
I appreciate it.

;)

30 posted on 08/16/2005 8:44:48 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
OK, here is a better explanation:

Called “libel by omission” or “libel by implication,” cases like Mohr’s received their biggest boost in 1990, when the U.S. Supreme Court held in Milkovich v. Lorain Journal that a newspaper columnist could be liable for implying that a witness lied in a judicial proceeding. Rejecting the newspaper’s argument that expressions of opinion never could be the basis for a libel suit, the court held that the “dispositive question” is whether a reasonable factfinder could conclude that statements in the article implied a verifiably false statement of fact about the plaintiff. If so, the court said, the First Amendment would not protect the article from a libel action.Link

31 posted on 08/16/2005 9:02:03 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

My pleasure! :-)


32 posted on 08/16/2005 9:02:10 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham
This Sheehan woman on the other hand...well, she's just plain batsh*t.

And, she doesn't fit the part. Somebody seriously needs to tell her she's not as cute as she tries to talk. Lose the 15 yr old valley character, Cindee.

33 posted on 08/16/2005 9:10:47 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: ken5050; Do not dub me shapka broham
..is to start an on-line petition to get Cindy Sheehan to run for the US Senate in 2006 in the Dem primary

The Democrats in Minnesota are ahead of you.

Minnesota State Senator (DFL) Rebecca Loury, who lost a son in Iraq will be joining Cindee.

Also joining Cindee will be the FBI 9/11 whistleblower and hipster, Colleen Rowley who is running for Minnesota Senator. I'm almost expecting everyone to start wearing beads and flowers in their hair.

34 posted on 08/16/2005 9:25:43 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Lijahsbubbe
You noticed that too!?

She looks like Peggy Seeger and sounds like a character from an episode of Sweet Valley High.

The incongruity is startling.

No wonder her husband wants a divorce from that loon.

35 posted on 08/16/2005 9:36:29 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Cool.

Thanks for the clarification.

The case itself sounds very familiar.

36 posted on 08/16/2005 9:38:16 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Happy to help.


37 posted on 08/16/2005 9:40:23 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

And the MSM is trying to convince us that she's a likeable and sympathetic figure.

But they tried that with John Kerry too and even his own voting block couldn't stand him, LOL.


38 posted on 08/16/2005 9:54:25 PM PDT by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Much appreciated.

:)

39 posted on 08/16/2005 10:53:42 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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