Wanna depress your liberal "friends"?
Google the following terms
Clinton
Ninja
Bin Laden
then show them this CBS story
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/11/13/print/main529223.shtml
"They say Clinton wanted to do something about al Qaeda operations in Afghanistan late in his second term, his cruise missile attacks on the group's facilities in August 1998 having achieved little.
He approached Gen. Hugh Shelton, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and said, according to the book, "It would scare the (expletive) out of al Qaeda if suddenly a bunch of black ninjas rappelled out of helicopters in to the middle of their camp. It would get us an enormous deterrence and show those guys we're not afraid."
It gets them everytime.