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To: Acts 2:38

Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave. Amen.


16 posted on 08/15/2005 8:12:59 PM PDT by 50sDad (Star Trek Tri-D Chess: http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~abartmes/tactical.htm)
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To: 50sDad

I can't tell you how many times I've expressed that exact sentiment


31 posted on 08/15/2005 8:14:30 PM PDT by clintonh8r (Liberals preach comity and practice calumny.)
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To: 50sDad

...n' save a few drops for Hilary's, too...


34 posted on 08/15/2005 8:15:32 PM PDT by AmericanInTokyo (**AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT IS NOT SO MUCH "WHO" WE STAND FOR, BUT RATHER "WHAT" WE STAND FOR**)
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To: 50sDad; Miss Marple

LOL...............just LOL!


110 posted on 08/15/2005 8:39:25 PM PDT by Howlin
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To: 50sDad

"Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave. Amen."

I'm with you on that, brother.


114 posted on 08/15/2005 8:41:48 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth (Please stand by. We are experiencing technical difficulties.)
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To: 50sDad
"Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave. Amen."

Rest assured you'll have so much company they'd better cover it with concrete and a drain, because grass will never grow there.

130 posted on 08/15/2005 8:46:09 PM PDT by holyscroller (A wise man's heart directs him toward the right, but the foolish man's heart directs him to the left)
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To: 50sDad

Finally an FR prayer thread I can get into -


154 posted on 08/15/2005 8:52:39 PM PDT by Mr. Rational (God gave me a brain and expects me to use it)
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To: 50sDad
Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave. Amen.

GET IN LINE!

379 posted on 08/15/2005 11:33:20 PM PDT by razorbak
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To: 50sDad
Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave. Amen.

Good luck. Not only do you have to outlive him, you also have to live long enough to get to the front of the line.

427 posted on 08/16/2005 3:10:42 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (It is Watergate yet? Is it Watergate yet?)
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To: 50sDad
Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave. Amen.

You know, 50sDad, the line is going to be so long, that unless you get there early, you're going to have to outlive him by five years!

469 posted on 08/16/2005 5:12:44 AM PDT by gridlock (IF YOU'RE NOT CATCHING FLAK, YOU'RE NOT OVER THE TARGET...)
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To: 50sDad

I have been asking the same for years.


495 posted on 08/16/2005 6:39:54 AM PDT by RJS1950 (The rats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: 50sDad
Dear Lord, please allow me to live long enough that I can urniate on this man's grave.

By the time you get to the front of the line, you won't be able to see the grave site under the lake of urine.

522 posted on 08/16/2005 8:19:11 AM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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