Cindy Sheehan Action Figure In Works

The National Ledger ^ | 08/15/2005 | Chris Davis

[TigersEye]

I gotcher action figure...

A volunteer all the way; Casey enlisted, re-enlisted, volunteered for the mission that took his life and earned the Bronze Star trying to rescue fellow soldiers.

Casey Sheehan's actions in life are the antithesis of and a direct repudiation of Cindy Sheehan's views and actions!

[feedback doctor]

What I 'm expecting to happen, amd you know he's sick enough to do it, is for Larry Flynt to offer her money to pose for hustler. NOw that would be a crime against humanity.

[bitt]

While looking thru various Barbies to post, I couldn't find any dumpy weepy ones, and almost gave up; then I found this one, which is what all future little girls in America will get to play with unless we STAND UP TO THESE IDIOTS!!!!

'Nov 8, 2003 Associated Press At first glance, this new girl on the block doesn't give Barbie much of a run for her money. After all, Barbie is everything Razanne is not - curvaceous, flashy and loaded with sex appeal. But that's exactly why many Muslim Americans prefer Razanne, with her long-sleeved dresses, head scarf and, by her creator Ammar Saadeh's own admission, a not-so-buxom bustline.'......

[MJY1288]

ROFLMAO, Excellent as usual Chris

[bitt]

We'll name her "SHARIA"...........

[Kozak]

If Cindy Sheehan had her way.....

[Brilliant]

I have a feeling that this action figure is going to be as popular as "Mr. Bill."

[demkicker]

It must be a Medusa-like doll from all her different "heads".

[BallyBill]

I'm still waiting for her to show up with one of them GoldenPalace.com tattoos on her forehead.

[luvie]

Very good Chris---need the doll's head to fall off every time she starts crying! Must be wearing a Michael Moore ballcap, so we can tell where her loyalty belongs. It must come with a little flag-draped coffin that she can stand on in defiance of American values and her son's life! Can I go on......?

[luvie]

Just........EEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWW! Shouldn't have to scroll down and see this scene! LOL!

[trubluolyguy]

I heard a rumor it was going to come with a flag draped casket for the b*&ch to stand on.

[luvie]

[writer33]

Do we get the "Mini-Me" version of George Soros for free?

Good idea. I'm sure they'd be willing to include it. :)

[writer33]

Does it come complete with pink swastika insignia and miniature bottle of prescription meds?

We ought to tell Mattel. That's a great idea, Dr. Hilarious. Thanks! :)

[bitt]

This one is called Allie Zawaqiri

[writer33]

You are a sick and twisted individual, Chris.

Thanks, Redcloak. It's an honor. :)

[NYTexan]

"the company would make three different action figures: “Camping Cindy,” “Elegant Cindy,” and “Blue Jean Cindy.” He noted that “Camping Cindy” will be sweat-soaked, wearing a t-shirt, headband and shorts while brandishing a sign that reads: “Bring the Troops Home Now!” “Elegant Cindy” is said to be adorned in an evening gown, but isn’t too busy to take time out of a night on the town to protest the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. And according to Eckert, “Blue Jean Cindy” will be dressed in blue jeans and a halter top, catering to the hip, young liberals"

Chris, you are certifiable! You need a long rest in a place that will protect you from yourself! LMAO!



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[mcar]

Sad to say,

This is a most appropriate response.

[writer33]

If you pull her string, she says something idiotic. If you quit pulling her string, she keeps saying something idiotic.

Good stuff, Smith. Thanks for reading and posting. I appreciate it.