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Study: Most Wild Chimps Are Southpaws
Associated Press ^ | 8/15/05 | RANDOLPH E. SCHMID

Posted on 08/15/2005 3:56:50 PM PDT by anymouse

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Just when us left-handers were getting over being called "lefties," now we find out that chimps are mostly left-handed also.

Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle. :)

1 posted on 08/15/2005 3:56:53 PM PDT by anymouse
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That's the same hand those in the Middle East use for toilet paper, right?


2 posted on 08/15/2005 3:58:12 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: anymouse

Phew, glad you posted that, It sure setteled the debate rageing in our office....


3 posted on 08/15/2005 3:58:23 PM PDT by konaice
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Three years and 17 chimps; my guess is the money ran out before the chimps finished off the termites.


4 posted on 08/15/2005 3:59:41 PM PDT by Old Professer (As darkness is the absence of light, evil is the absence of good; innocence is blind.)
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Dang...that explains my sudden cravings for bananas and an aversion to Charlton Heston. ;-)


5 posted on 08/15/2005 4:00:29 PM PDT by peyton randolph (Warning! It is illegal to fatwah a camel in all 50 states)
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How SINISTER!


6 posted on 08/15/2005 4:01:15 PM PDT by balrog666 (A myth by any other name is still inane.)
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I figured that handedness and heartedness were related to fighting. If one leads with the more capable right side when fighting, then the heart and the side of the brain that controls that capable side are further from harm.


7 posted on 08/15/2005 4:02:04 PM PDT by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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So, "Most chimps are lefties". Makes sense as it's also true in reverse.
8 posted on 08/15/2005 4:02:58 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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I don't know how I made it this far in life without knowing this.


9 posted on 08/15/2005 4:10:22 PM PDT by mercy (never again a patsy for Bill Gates - spyware and viri free for over a year now)
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LOL! Exactly what I was thinking! It took them three years to notice what hand 17 chimps were eating with? Way to go, guys!

(And how does a study of 17 individuals in a presumably related group generalize to the population as a whole?)


10 posted on 08/15/2005 4:10:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Officially around the bend.)
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I throw left and bat right. I know useless; however, I've got a solution...

... it is now time to make 1st the "new" 3rd and 3rd the "new" 1st... now that's better.

Trajan88, #23 Plano (Texas) Yankees.

12 posted on 08/15/2005 4:11:11 PM PDT by Trajan88 (www.bullittclub.com)
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14 posted on 08/15/2005 4:14:18 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Lonesome's First Law: Whenever anyone says it's not about the money, it's about the money.)
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To: Opposable Thumbs

Grow up.


15 posted on 08/15/2005 4:14:35 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Every evil which liberals imagine Judaism and Christianity to be, islam is.)
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You just join up today to post that? Don't you have something better to do than hunt for unflattering photos of GWB?


16 posted on 08/15/2005 4:14:51 PM PDT by jacquej
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You just join up today to post that? Don't you have something better to do than hunt for unflattering photos of GWB?


17 posted on 08/15/2005 4:15:13 PM PDT by jacquej
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This lefty resembles your remark!!

Now, someone please pass me a banana.

18 posted on 08/15/2005 4:18:00 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
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To: peyton randolph

LOL. . .


19 posted on 08/15/2005 4:18:14 PM PDT by Gunrunner2
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My guess is its because they where born south of the equator.


20 posted on 08/15/2005 4:26:05 PM PDT by Marine_Uncle (Honor must be earned)
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