Didn't you know that all those illiterate peasants in the school boards talk about things like someone's problem with the moon landing and the circumference of the earth all the time. By golly, if you do not buy the whole heap of dung being shoveled by the top evolutionists then you must not believe we went to the moon, you must be agin cy-ince.
Didn't you know that those topics like the moon landing are so very important and are the basis used by the practical humanists to ram their religion of secular humanism down the throats of the children. (/sarcasm)