"So far he's been talking about my neck of the woods - Northern Virginia."
Y'all need to prepare to defend yourselves.
Browning A-bolt 30.06, Tasco 4x9x zoom, regular shoot 300 yd patterns.
Remington 1100, 12 ga., like to shoot clay pigeons, and drink wild turkey (or is that shoot wild turkey, and drink clay pigeons?
etc...