[Temple Owl]

Especially in Russia. There was an article in the American Spectator today about a convoy of trucks hauling toilet paper being hijacked.
So help me it's true.
Those Russians really take care of their bears.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Have you ever seen or rather felt Russian toilet paper?

I think the local bears will continue using rabbits.

[Monkey Face]

"Especially in Russia. There was an article in the American Spectator today about a convoy of trucks hauling toilet paper being hijacked.
So help me it's true.
Those Russians really take care of their bears."

I'm aure your mother taught you that lying was as big a sin as stealing...