Bear and rabbit
A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies "no". So the bear wiped his bottom with the rabbit.
Please don't do that any more, and no you are not getting your money back.
no warning... came out of nowhere... no warning...
coffee all over the place.