"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." —Groucho Marx.
Seems reasonable, I always thought that whatever goes on inside the net is a dark mystery to me.
I used to think that what went on inside the fishnet was a dark mystery. Then I met my wife and got the chance to find out. [Hoooowwwwwllllll!!!]
I bet ol' Groucho beat me to that one, too.
I still remember the Groucho answering machine recording: "I'm getting ready for a night at the opera, so I can't come to the 'phone right now; or even wrong now, for that matter. Say, aren't you the one who got my son in trouble? What would it take for you to do the same for me?"