Are you kidding? That was my ticket to adventure!
I read the label, see? It said I could go hiking, sailing, horseback riding ... all kinds of things from which I had been sheltered. I glommed onto one of those packages right away!
LOL!
I am SOOO sorry that you couldn't DO all those things...I hope your life has improved!
*falling off the chair*
Script for upcoming commercial:
A father and son are walking on the beach.
The son looks up to his father and asks, "Dad, are there days when you do not feel fresh?" ...