Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ok I will be sure not to let her see this one.

Toby Stew

* 1 three pound Toby
* 6 small onions, chopped
* 1 bay leaf
* ½ cup chopped celery
* 2 tsp. salt
* 2 cups diced carrots
* 3 raw potatoes, cut up
* 3 tbs. flour
* 1 tbs. chopped parsley
Clean Toby and soak in salted water. This is called brining and it makes Toby nice and tender. Drain, disjoint it in pieces for serving and place in a large kettle with onions, bay leaf, celery and salt.Cover with cold water and cook slowly until tender, about two hours. Add chopped carrots and potatoes and continue cooking until these vegetables are done. Smooth flour with a little cold water and add slowly. When thickened, add chopped parsley and serve.

Toby in the pot.

[Monkey Face]

No, HT Bear...I'm afraid I haven't had the priviledge. (More's the pity.)

Too bad she couldn't have solved the pithy toilet paper problem...

[NicknamedBob]

Additional information about the Hunley. Excavations from inside it.

[Temple Owl]

You stood me up. I had the Franzia and the cheese and I stood by the moose statue all night. There was even a harmless little teddy bear who dumped in the fountain. I am filled with sadness. I feel just like Dachle.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

As her husband turned out to be a bit of a cold fish I guess she didn't solve the heating problem either.

[Temple Owl]

Wow! I can't wait to try it. Merlot would go really go with it.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

All sorts of weird visions are now dancing through my once innocent brain.

Say Hi to Athena for me, I am going to go embrace Morpheus.

[King Prout]

possibly ;)

[Monkey Face]

Sorry TO...

Ahjeez...do I have to stand you on the porch to kiss you goodnight?

[Temple Owl]

I am going to go embrace Morpheus.

Me too. I'm just to damn old to stay up late.

[Temple Owl]

You just like to get me excited. I am going to bed. Good Lord willing we will continue our conversation tomorrow.

[Monkey Face]

That explains why you weren't at the fountain again...must mean you have Old Timers Disease...don't tell me I have to breathe some life into the party...?

[Temple Owl]

I've had OTD for a long long time.

[Monkey Face]

And you remember that because...?




*flash cards*

[Temple Owl]

Okay, open your mouth.Stick out your tongue. I'll send a cyber kiss to you.

[Monkey Face]

Last time I heard that, it was at my dentists office..I about bit hi....(I think I hear my mother calling...)

Must be time for me to go to bed...

[tuliptree76]

Good night, 'Face.

[tuliptree76]

Hmmm... Bob - Has the investigation into the alleged footage been completed?

[King Prout]

we are still "reviewing" the principal data.

[tuliptree76]

:-p