Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[NicknamedBob]

Welcome back, Sean!

(After a couple of weeks, you may wish to remind him he's not allowed to kill people who cause trouble. Maybe a month ...)

Not sure about your area, but DC needs some vacuuming.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

may you be touched by His Noodly Appendage

Cheese be upon him!

[NicknamedBob]

"It is amazing that this is still going after six weeks."

BWAhahahahahaha! You got me falling over and rolling around, mate!

Do it again!

[Monkey Face]

Night, Sweetie. Hang on to your nephew. And keep us informed on his progress.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Have you ever seen or rather felt Russian toilet paper?

I think the local bears will continue using rabbits.

[Stonewall Jackson]

Huh?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

:-)

[Temple Owl]

I wonder what the hijackers are going to do with the stuff?

[Monkey Face]

"It is amazing that this is still going after six weeks. Troll sightings usually last only a couple of days before fading into oblivion."

Ah. But, you see, you've entered the Undead Thread...it has been reincarnated in one form or another since June of 2004...

Would you care to join us?

[tuliptree76]

I'm here now. :-)

[tuliptree76]

Welcome home, Sean!

[Monkey Face]

"Especially in Russia. There was an article in the American Spectator today about a convoy of trucks hauling toilet paper being hijacked.
So help me it's true.
Those Russians really take care of their bears."

I'm aure your mother taught you that lying was as big a sin as stealing...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My guess would be furniture restoration. That stuff would strip anything.

[Stonewall Jackson]

Thanks for the explanation and the invitation. I've been watching this post bounce around for the past couple of weeks, but I wasn't sure what was going on.

[Monkey Face]

If Russian toilet paper is like German toilet paper, I want NO part of it! (Perhaps that's why bidets were invented?)

[King Prout]

if they were not merely hijackers but bunny-huggers, the mind simply boggles...

[Temple Owl]

This just in:


You have to hand it to the Russian Mafia: They'll steal just about anything.

Men dressed as police officers stopped three tractor trailers full of toilet paper, then accomplices drove the trucks off in a heist last week in St. Petersburg, Russia. Police believe the toilet paper will either be sold on the black market, or in a far more frightening turn of events, possibly used by terrorists in a massive toilet-papering of the Kremlin.
As for you Face. I will never share one of my mother's recipes with you.
I will save them for fanfan

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Two things that part of the world has never learning how to do properly, TP and indoor heating. Both of these lead to the invention of the bidet.

[Monkey Face]

Nothing is "going on." We are building a castle that can be (and WILL be) heading for Mars soon. You are most certainly welcome to join us.

We have our own brewery, distillery and winepress, and we are planning to grow our own foods and have our own livestock.

There is no topic here, as we are a "family." We DO have a lot of fun, as each of us has our own unique talents. (King Prout just built his own bow!)

Welcome aboard!

[King Prout]

yeah, things do get a little goofy here :)