Pease Porridge Zot, Pease Porridge Cold, Trolls Sitting in a Pot, Nine Days Old

International Legume Coalition

[fox news fan]

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

War! - huh- yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Uh-huh
War! – huh – yeah-
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again y’all
War! – huh – good God
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Listen to me…

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Yes, how many times must a man look up
Before he can see the sky ?
Yes, how many ears must one man have
Before he can hear people cry ?
Yes, how many deaths will it take till he knows
That too many people have died ?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the young men gone?
Gone for soldiers every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

All we are saying is give peas a chance
All we are saying is give peas a chance

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Night, Monkey! I see my word is spreading fast around FR! *Lighting an e-cigar*

[Temple Owl]

Hobbes threatened to scratch my eyes out.

[MikefromOhio]

E-tards....I like it... When the kitties get done we can call them e-turds!

LOL!! Classic!!!

[nopardons]

So I saw ! LOL

What I want to know, is how come your typos get made into "cute/hip" stuff and I just get harassed for my missed typos. :-(

[sionnsar]

'Night, all!

[Knitting A Conundrum]

Now that's a goodie...I like it...

[DocRock]

"IT just coughed up a keeper."

Nice job IT, thanks for the ping folks. I've been busy lately and haven't had much of a chance to drop by, but I'm never to busy to work up a new zot. I've been putting the finishing touches on my "Shock and Awe - Vindication" zot. It is short and sweet as most trolls don't have high speed. Here is a preview...

[Lady Jag]

Tard is tard no matter where you find it.

Tard in bed, a "Sheetard":

[Darksheare]

I dunno.

Probably because my typos are infectious and rub off on people?
(Blame your typos on me.. especially if you typo with 'teh'. After all, much of the odd stuff out there is my fault anyway.)

;-)

I typod 'more' into 'mroe', and Face came up with a 'mroe' being some multi-legged critter.

[King Prout]

actually, keeeds, me going to bed.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Dang, I googled both 'eetard' and e-tard, someone thought it before us, e-shite! (wait a minute... *googling e-shite*, yes that's a first!)

E-shite!

[King Prout]

looking forward to it.

[Americanwolf]

I shall carry this newest piece of our lexicon foward.....(seems lately we have quite a number of fresh etards to use it on...) Wonder how the term would fly over at etard central... (DU) :)

[Darksheare]

Also check out 4688, LJ added another one.

[humblegunner]

Claude Morrisse D'Aliise was a meticulous ballet dancer.

His gym wardrobe was organized exactly.. and could never vary.

On Monday he would wear his "A-tards".

On Friday, however, "E-tards" were the order of the day.

[nopardons]

Oh, I've made a few doozies too. LOL

[Irish_Thatcherite]

LOL!

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Darksheare]

I don't think I will ever live down 'ganags of epopel' though.
Two typos in a row while trying to be serious.. completely destroyed all seriousness for a bit.

[Irish_Thatcherite]

When did he wear his z-tards?