I'll take "vaporware" for $100, Alex.
Ok, here in this corner Ladies and Gentlemen, is tonight's Vaporware of the Month pick and for a limited time and a limited time only, we are selling it to you for the paltry sum of $US 100.
It's called Windows Secure, the final outcome of Microsoft's Secure Computing Initiative. Yes siree Bob, this new version of the Windows Operating System is so secure that it is Un-Hackable..
Just a minute kid, I'll talk to you later. ....
No more worm attacks, no more virus infestations. The most secure version of Windo-- Eh, what's that? Someone replaced all the system files with pictures of Bugs Bunny? While I was talking? But that can't happen I tell you! This new Windows is unhackable.... Where'd that kid go? Get him back here...