[Commander Salamander]

[MEG33]

Don't let your mind wander - it's far too little to be let out on its own.

[schaketo]

Dear Cindy,

I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.

I don't live where we did when you left home for Crawford. I read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so I moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well though, last week I put a load in and pulled the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week, the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send you, your good friend, Michael Moore said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Your other friend, Barbara Streisand, locked her keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took her two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out if you are an aunt or uncle. The baby looks just like Martin Sheen. Your adopted Uncle Ted Kennedy, fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off valiantly and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Uncle Jesse Jackson was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Hope you get a trailer in Crawford soon.

Sincerely,
Your ex-husband Bob

P.S. I was going to send you some money down to your new camp in Crawford but the envelope was already sealed.

[Not A Snowbird]

Hey, you're breaking curfew again, dude. Didn't your mommy tell you to be off the computer by midnight?

[mhking]

[RoseofTexas]

Give the sick troll a break, look who they have to look up to...YIKES!!

[Let's Roll]

This is - or you are - a parody, right?

[Republican Wildcat]

YOU SPOONY TROLL!

[Sam Hill]

To: Sam Hill

She's a one-woman army.

Great lady.

148 posted on 08/12/2005 9:50:08 PM EDT by TAquinas (Demographics has consequences.)

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There everywhere.

[Grampa Dave]

"Back at DU"

We now have a picture of Trajan999 in training at DU. It is being trained to lie and troll on Free Republic.

[NormsRevenge]

Cindy Sheehan is a

[Lancey Howard]

"Boo hoo hoo. That fat slob behind me just ate my free chicken dinner."

[Texas Eagle]

I'm starting to sense that some of these trolls are the equivalent of what Rush Limbaugh calls "seminar callers". Except these are "seminar trollers".

Nobody is truly as daft as Trajan portrays himself (or herself as the case may be).

[M Kehoe]

Sheesh. Must be a troll convention. They're coming out from under their rocks.

5.56mm

[Hot Tabasco]

Trajan

Is you a condim?

[Rastus]

Come on. This is a regular freeper just having fun impersonating a troll. It's too obvious.

[Luke21]

Oh how I laughed. Are you sure this isn't one of our people doing a parody of these commie idiots?

"Irak?" Hohoho. Too funny.

[NRA2BFree]

Oh, dear Lord, Cindy has been cloned!!!

[Two-Bits]

Couldn't get a date tonight unh......I wonder why....

[Braak]

Yo Zotbait! You and your libe freinds need to curse less and learn to spell...It's not "IraK", it's "Iraq". And can you show it to me on a map? Something tells me no.