[El Gran Salseron]

Ah dun learnt you everthin' ah no an' ya still don' no nuttin'.

Ya gotsta use chaklit wit' deeze dj wimmins, not cherries.

[Army Air Corps]

I dun give her a sundy with chonklit an' cherries, an' whipt cream, an' all like that.

[GeekDejure]

Ya gotsta use chaklit wit' deeze dj wimmins, not cherries.

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Dats cuz chaklit iz a Vast Female Conspiracy !!!

Don't believe it ??? Just try to buy a Him-He Bar !!!

You can't... it's always Her-She, Her-She, Her-She Bars !!!

If dats knot a Vast Female Conspiracy... wut da hek iz ???