[RadioAstronomer]

if a love-child

I resemble that. :-)

I was dropped off at an orphanage without even a birth cert. A federal judge had to "create" one. He used his daughter's birthday for my birth date.

[Physicist]

I resemble that. :-)

"He lives to build not boast a generous race,
No tenth transmitter of a foolish face."

I was dropped off at an orphanage without even a birth cert.

And that was the right thing. It's a pity that in America, where there is such a high probability of a favorable outcome, that solution is actively discouraged.

A federal judge had to "create" one. He used his daughter's birthday for my birth date.

Amid the talk of "legitimate" and "illegitimate" should be room for "legitimized".