Neoconservatives! The Japanese control all technology! Freemasons! JOOOOOOOOOS! Hitler is still alive and is living in the hollow earth, accessible through antarctica! Aliens! Reptiloids!
But mainly...
It's the BICYCLE RIDERS! DAMN THOSE BICYCLE RIDERS!
If anyone doesn't get the alllusion, pm me.
ROFLMAO!
You've been listening to George Noory, haven't you...