You're right, IMO, if he wants money he should write a book, which I'm sure would become a TV movie. He could play himself.
I seem to recall reading here that he was shopping a book proposal. Maybe he didn't get any bites.
....Which I'm sure would become a TV movie. He could play himself.
Hmmmm. Well, he's got the ego for it. But he's a bit too surly on camera. How about Mark Whalberg? He already played the role of a sleazy lounge lizard in Boogie Nights. :)