> Gavel the meeting to order, call her to the podium, then exit until she's done.
Good opportunity for her to:
1: Filibuster for *hours*
2: Get new rules and such passed while the whiners are outside
3: Lay down whoopie cushions
4: Change the locks
5: Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".
6: Burn a *LOT* of incense
7: Hang up Wiccan stuff next to the Ten Commandments
8: Replace the whiners with actors dressed up like Satanists
Several suggestions that surpass the sense of humor associated with idiot cults. And to counter those possibilities, the Board could pass a rule stipulating that the invocation be no longer than 2 minutes or so.