Several suggestions that surpass the sense of humor associated with idiot cults. And to counter those possibilities, the Board could pass a rule stipulating that the invocation be no longer than 2 minutes or so.
> Several suggestions that surpass the sense of humor associated with idiot cults.
Indeed. That's why many of the whiners (those who would leave the room when someone not of their religion gets up to speak) simply wouldn't understand.
And that's what'd make it even *funnier.* Few things funnier than a holier-than-thou boob being mocked and not getting it.
> the Board could pass a rule stipulating that the invocation be no longer than 2 minutes or so
Why 2 minutes? 2 seconds would be better. They are there to do a job, not hold a prayer meeting.