Posted on 08/09/2005 12:23:07 PM PDT by doug from upland
If they asked for my help at the Pirro for Senate Campaign, here would be suggestion No. 1.
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SCENE - Jeanine Pirro's office. She is taking a call.
Pirro: Good morning, may I help you?
Seng: Yes, this is Ng Lap Seng. I would like to contribute to your Senate campaign.
Pirro: That's fine, I'll get you in touch with my campaign finance director. Wait. From where are you calling?
Seng: Macau
Pirro: Macau? Hey, aren't you the international criminal businessman who deals in murder for hire and prostitution and slavery of very young women?
Seng: Why, yes. But what's your problem? That didn't seem to bother you before.
Pirro: What are you talking about?
Seng: When I gave you hundreds of thousands of dollars, made 10 trips to the White House, and posed for pictures with you and your husband. I once sat at your table for dinner.
Pirro: To whom do you think you are speaking?
Seng: I thought I was calling Hillary Clinton. Isn't this Senator Clinton?
Pirro: No, this is District Attorney Jeanine Pirro who goes after scumbags like you. I put guys like you in jail for a long, long time.
Seng: Whoops. Never mind. (click, dialtone)
Narrator: Jeanine Pirro for Senate. She will not take money from people like Ng Lap Seng. She will not allow him to visit her office and get a friendly greeting. She will not pose for pictures with him. She will not sit down with him for dinner. No, Jeanine Pirro will put him in prison where he belongs, just as she has been doing for three decades. Isn't this the person that women and children need fighting for them?
Pirro: I am Jeanine Pirro and I approved of this commercial.
That and the abortion thing should have her home by the end of the month.
Nice pic. I'll bet she was a hot younger lady too. Is she Italian?
Too bad you don't have a picture of Ms Eileen Wellstone.
Darn right, and she makes Snowe and Specter look like Ronald Reagan, and McCain look like Jesse Helms. This is a RINO'S RINO, with a crook for a husband. Hillary will laugh all the way through this campaign, and the NY Bolshies will vote for a real red woman instead of a pink lady.
Stay away from this.
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