Old Saybrook Population: 1962
http://oldsaybrook.areaconnect.com/statistics.htm
Yikes, there are a lot of townships near rivers or streams that are going to have to have frog-men at the ready 24/7/365.
This is rediculous.
What if she had had a heart attack? Would she be suing because the first Constable to arrive didn't know how to perform roadside open-heart surgery?