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To: SittinYonder
I wish our English speaking cousins the best of luck in dealing with their towel-headed problems.

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance in this delicate matter. And, God Bless America. :)

23 posted on 08/08/2005 8:29:00 AM PDT by kAcknor (Don't flatter yourself.... It is a gun in my pocket.)
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To: kAcknor

LOL. Thanks. Wouldn't want to offend the Sheet Heads. Admittedly, it does have a better ring to it.


25 posted on 08/08/2005 8:32:25 AM PDT by SittinYonder (America is the Last Beach)
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To: kAcknor

Sheet heads huh?

Okay, since I don't want to seem insensitive I will comply.


90 posted on 08/08/2005 7:26:54 PM PDT by Americanexpat (A strong democracy through citizen oversight.)
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To: kAcknor

Thanks! You made my day.


95 posted on 08/08/2005 9:12:01 PM PDT by Eighth Square
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To: kAcknor; SittinYonder

The other problem is that Sikhs, who are definitely NOT Mussies wear Turbans as well.


102 posted on 08/09/2005 2:42:49 AM PDT by Cronos (Never forget 9/11. Restore Hagia Sophia!)
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