DFU SONG: Country Roads Take Me Home (RATS - almost winning, it's like heaven)

DFU SONGS | 8-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - COUNTRY ROADS TAKE ME HOME

Almost winning in Ohio...that's like heaven
Golly, me-o-my-o
Our new plan is if we do the same
In the other races we'll be in the game

You will see...our strategy...will create history
We'll keep losing...that's what we're choosing
But it is close...very close

Those guys running on our ticket
Lie to voters...so what, they can stick it
Subterfuge and faking who we are
That's the way we'll do it...it will take us far

You will see...our strategy...will create history
We'll keep losing...that's what we're choosing
But it is close...very close

It's really getting so old on each election night
We see the GOP keep kicking our worthless butts
So do do not be judgmental, we are desperate
You right wingers have driven us quite nuts...yes, we're nuts

You will see...our strategy...will create history
We'll keep losing...that's what we're choosing
But it is close...very close
But it is close...it's very close
But it is close...it's very close

[doug from upland]

THE ALMOST WINNING STRATEGY

[processing please hold]

Ya know, I put that to a leftist the other day. I said, so, by him almost winning, does fall under the category of being almost pregnant?

[doug from upland]

I guess the logical followup to that was to tell him his party is more than a little screwed.

[shield]

LOL...........proving again why we call them LOONS!!! ;o)

[processing please hold]

I'll remember that for our next encounter. lol

[Fudd Fan]

Doug you are better at this than Mark Russell.

[doug from upland]

Thanks. Too bad I can't read music, write music, play an instrument, or carry a tune. And I have listened to talk radio rather than music for many years. :)

[saveliberty]

:) I agree with Fudd Fan. I think that the lyrics are great!

PS Don't be too hard on yourself. Think of many celebs du jour who should not be signing, and yet they decide that yes they should :)

There's also a lot of benefit in humor. Do you remember William Shatner's version of Lucy in the Sky? Or more recently, appearing in Brad Paisley's "When you're a celebrity"? He was really funny.

[skinkinthegrass]

LOL! ..another one. :D

[marblehead17]

ping

[doug from upland]

"So do do not be judgmental, we are desperate"

Yes, they are in deep do-do, but only one "do" was supposed to be in that line. Doh.