Clinton Country - visit the spot Bubba was potty-trained (Wanna get away?) PA-UKE ALERT

Escape News ^ | 4/16/05 | Kevin Pilley

[Libloather]

The worst-selling item is the "Hillary Rodham Clinton Fan Club" T-shirts.

Australians should keep in mind - Hillary is from New York...

[Libloather]

Most people in south Arkansas hero-worship Clinton. In the north they worship trout. Everyone loves him. Everyone except perhaps Ivan...

Is that you?

[MadIvan]

I don't live in Arkansas. However I am flattered to be in the fraternity of Blokes Named Ivan Who Despise Clinton.

Regards, Ivan

[Cyber Liberty]

DO you have a secret handshake and password?

[MadIvan]

I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you.

Regards, Ivan

[Cyber Liberty]

Can you take my spot on the Trilateral Commission?

[MadIvan]

I'd have to give up my Bilderburger day job to do that.

Regards, Ivan

[ExcursionGuy84]

Most people in south Arkansas hero-worship Clinton

And here at FreeRepublic, we P&P on him!!!

[jocon307]

My friend, who traveled all over the country and is very conservative, said Arkansas is a really beautiful state. Also, she liked Utah.

[Cyber Liberty]

Back in the day (98-99 or so), dead and I went to a Bilderburger meeting. We made a wrong turn and ended up at a Whattaburger in Oklahoma City. It was somewhat embarrassing.

I knew I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

[EagleUSA]

People that like Clinton are not Americans, certainly not patriots, and certainly probably cannot even read...

[DugwayDuke]

"Arkansas now has Hope – the state's Bethlehem. It is where it all began. It is the holiest of holies; a hallowed spot and shrine. It therefore is a major tourist attraction."

The last time I drove by Hope, Arkansas, there was a large sign outside of town on the interstate. The sign said: "Hope Arkansas, Home of President Bill Clinton." That sign had more holes and dents than any sign I've ever seen. It must have been the target for many passing motorists.

[conservativeharleyguy]

"Clean-cut Liberals"?????? What is that????

There's no such thing.

Also, it has always amazed me that the Yankee snobs who have so persistently denigrated the South and its citizens for decades, generally act like starry-eyed Beatles groupies whenever Bill Clinton (the embodiment of the worst of southern sleaze and decadence, with an unfortunate complete lack of cultured southern grace) is mentioned.

[marvlus]

Contrary to popular beliefs, Clinton was never potty trained.

[Cobra64]

Arkansas has created a "Bill Clinton Heritage Trail".

Where there were dozens of dead bodies left behind Bill's and Hillary's footsteps.

[raybbr]

I used to work with a guy from Arkansas and he said, "Arkansas is the only place in the world you can call a girl a pig and she'll go home with you."

[Libloather]

[ncountylee]

"The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Fly".

Comes packed in a humidor or (optionally) wrapped in a blue dress..

[CT]

Where there were dozens of dead bodies left behind Bill's and Hillary's footsteps.

The best way to describe it and keep someone's attention is to replace 'dozens' with the words, 'statistically-significant.'Because so many people died under unusual or mysterious circumstances, it takes a while to present each account, then tie it back to a bigger conclusion.

And that conclusion is: People that get in the way of the Clintons generally don't block them for long. And that includes friends as well as enemies, and turtles on fence posts.

[RedMonqey]

"Arkansas didn't have much going for it before the 42nd president of the United States"

"It was routinely written off as a hick state full of cross-eyed backwoods hillbillies and in-bred rednecks who dated their chickens and took pot shots at passing clean-cut liberals. The image of Arkansas was of folks sitting away their lives on their front porches duelling with banjos and singing songs like Boil Them Cabbages Down, while the local rural crafts were often seen as barehand bauxite-breaking and sodomy.

Now add to the list of shame the President known only for getting BJ's by an fat intern.

At least Kennedy dated movie stars...