Are We Really at War with Idiot Trolls? Yes.

[AliVeritas]

How dare you confuse trolls with facts?
He'll go scanners.

[JRios1968]

And those of you who are eligible for military service shouldn't be here anyway. You should be over in Iraq helping to fight Junior's illegal war.

I am serving in the Armed Forces...are you?

Didn't think so.

[AliVeritas]

You are a wordsmith.

[the invisib1e hand]

....Texas just this week to pick a year's supply of lettuce.

If it bothers you so much, grow your own, you freaking hypocrite. Oh, what, you like to be able to afford your mixed greens with the balsamic vinegar dressing and Starbucks coffee?

[AliVeritas]

But...inquiring minds want to know...did your mom go?

[U S Army EOD]

Perhaps Bush was smart enough to take his cell phone, I doubt if you would remember yours.

[AliVeritas]

I did it for the recipes.

[SaveTheChief]

He's going to Texas so he can plot the takeover of New York, California, and Massachusetts. Rove and Rumsfeld are there preparing invasion plans. I hear they have plans to dissolve the Senate and install local governors to keep the blue states in line. If I were you, I would move to France. Hurry now! Time is running out!

[RepoGirl]

Okay, AliVeritas, you REALLY owe me a new lap top keyboard for not once but TWICE making me crack up. Delicious Starbucks iced green tea all over the monitor and keyboard....

First with the Deliverance reference, then with the Scanners. I'm gonna have to put down a plastic tarp!

LOL!!

[AliVeritas]

Severa, don't mention children...it makes them angry.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I'm sure you've already been "zotted". Did it ever occur to you that presidents never have a "vacation"? Crawford Ranch isn't just a place to raise cattle and sit by the pool, sipping iced tea. Bush has 24/7 communication capability, and a fast way to get back to the White House.

Such a silly post...

[AliVeritas]

Hooah!

[Deo et Patria]

Still no Zot?

[scott says]

Idiot Wind...bob dylan, your comment deserves the full treatment
http://bobdylan.com/songs/idiot.html

[darkangel82]

There was a zot, we're just in after it.

[dogbowl]

More Bob Dylan lyrics for the anti-war troll...

"How many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, 'n' how many times can a man turn his head,
Pretending he just doesn't see?"

[Pharmboy]

Ooooo...that was cold. But I'm LOLing nonetheless.

[trubluolyguy]

Let's see,

#1 Those of us here that give a crap about security are pissed at GWB over illegal immigration (little known secret, if a dem ran against him last time promising to shut down the border they would've gotten my vote)

#2 How is the war in Iraq illegal? Because the corrupt, raping, allowing muslim children to starve to death U.N. didn't give us permission (as if we needed it) to take out their slush fund, namely Sadam and the oil for food theft, er, I mean program?

[AliVeritas]

I doubt troll could afford a cell and a bag of weed.

You should consider military service.
See the world, meet new and interesting people, bonuses, 0% GI Loan to buy a house when you get back, the college...oh the college benefits are exquisite, pride, loyalty to your country, the opportunity to give back some of that welfare that society has provided you with, settle down with a great ?, have children and raise them to show pride in their country and you can say you gave...not just took.

[pabianice]