[Reaganesque]

Apparently they're not much of a threat as they are all at home "experiencing creation". Caution: the "experience" involves holy oil, your right hand and your happy place. Click here for the messy details.

[mugs99]

Apparently they're not much of a threat as they are all at home "experiencing creation".

ROTFLMAO!!!
"The universe was created with a Big Bang through the Masturbation of God"
Beats Coroporal Mortification!
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[dayglored]

> Apparently they're not much of a threat as they are all at home "experiencing creation". Caution: the "experience" involves holy oil, your right hand and your happy place. Click here for the messy details.

I'm glad you didn't post their statue of God creating the universe directly into this thread. (CAUTION: IMAGE OF SEXUALLY EXPLICIT STATUE)

I repeat (concise version): "Ewww."

Not that most folks don't do this themselves from time to time. But to say that God having a yank was the Grand Principle of Creation is pretty over the top. I thought only old, obsolete religions worshipped genital functions directly. Oh, and maybe adolescent boys, but we won't go there today.

Let's ask these goofballs to please stay home.