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To: JustAmy; tuliptree76; dutchess; Mama_Bear; The Mayor; All
Happy TGIF, everybody.

Nice pics, Amy. Wow, LouieMax is big. I mean, BIG

Found a dog haiku for you:

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.

Today I sniffed many
Doggie derrieres - and I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy - come to kill us all -
Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Anoint each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I
Have made a puddle.

Behold my choke chain -
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss -
Well, maybe catching rats. . .

Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

My owners' mood is
Romantic - I lie near their
Feet, expelling much gas.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you so much.

163 posted on 08/05/2005 8:10:55 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

That is too cute Victoria. How ya doing?


167 posted on 08/05/2005 8:23:58 PM PDT by WVNan
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To: Victoria Delsoul; All

Good Saturday morning, Victoria and all the Finest.

Enjoyed the haikus immensely. I'm still chuckling. So true!


178 posted on 08/06/2005 6:33:18 AM PDT by Lakeside
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Love the dog haiku.

LouieMax has grown into a very BIG dog. He is still very lovable; he weighs twice as much as Marissa so when he gives her a kiss, he knocks her down. :)

Hope you are having a great Saturday.


198 posted on 08/06/2005 9:41:19 AM PDT by JustAmy (Remember our President and our troops in your prayers. God Bless America.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Hi, Victoria. Long time no see. Hope all is well in your world.


234 posted on 08/06/2005 12:02:39 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you so much.

Your haikus.....funny and touching.......and so very true! :-)

235 posted on 08/06/2005 12:06:13 PM PDT by Mama_Bear (My heroes wear camouflage)
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