Our only product?
Pollution.
24/7/365, my marvelous factories will belch horrible noxious gasses from smokestacks, and PCBs and other carcinogins will be dumped from rusty pipes into pristine rivers. Radiological byproducts will be shipped by the semi-trailer load in leaking barrels, and every morning, my SUV-driving employees will open the spigots on the pressure-tanks filled with greenhouse gasses that have been manufactured overnight.
"Rapicious Industries, Ltd." will someday exist, and I will be it's president.
LMAO!
You know that will end up somewhere on the Internet, under the heading of "The Truth Is Revealed: What FReepers Secretly Want to Do to Our Environment!"
LOL!
Sounds like a good money making opportunity! Can I invest? I'll make a promotional video for other investors too!
"Someday I would like to start up a vast array of factories.
Our only product?
Pollution.
24/7/365, my marvelous factories will belch horrible noxious gasses from smokestacks, and PCBs and other carcinogins will be dumped from rusty pipes into pristine rivers. Radiological byproducts will be shipped by the semi-trailer load in leaking barrels, and every morning, my SUV-driving employees will open the spigots on the pressure-tanks filled with greenhouse gasses that have been manufactured overnight.
"Rapicious Industries, Ltd." will someday exist, and I will be it's president."
My resume is on it's way....
after all I eat beef...
...which it turn premotes the raising of cattle...
...which in turn causes a PLETHORA of toxic gasses to be released during the passing of these gasses through the EVIL-FUME-BELCHING intestinal tracts of these animal right wing conspirators...
...sign me up....