[Rakkasan1]

for that price I should get to take the waitress home.

[Hand em their arse]

Come on now, those waitresses work where it's $1.35 a drink... : )

[Lokibob]

I once gave a cocktail waitress $360 in tips.
Las Vegas: cocktail waitress asked If I wanted a drink, I was at roulette wheel, winning big.
Ordered drink, she walked off, I told the dealer I was betting $5.00 on #9 for the waitress, it hit, she won $180, I re-bet the $5.00 on #9 for her, it hit again. Re-bet it a third time, it lost, I had the $360 ready for her, 14 $25 chips.
She brought my drink, I told her what I had done and I put the chips on her tray, she gave me a hug and a thank you so very much.
What did I care, it only cost me $5.00.