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Need advice: I have been asked to join a secret society.
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| 8/3/05
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Posted on 08/03/2005 6:25:36 AM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Coop
101
posted on
08/03/2005 6:42:50 AM PDT
by
WV Mountain Mama
("Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus" never has better advice been given.)
To: B4Ranch
You nailed it, B4R.
Nova Tech Society will send a FREE pamphlet, but the book has to be ordered and paid for.
Googling is our friend...
sw
102
posted on
08/03/2005 6:43:26 AM PDT
by
spectre
(Spectre's wife)
To: Sam's Army
NUR.... thats "run" spelled backwards!
103
posted on
08/03/2005 6:43:34 AM PDT
by
Tolkien
(Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.)
To: Sam's Army
104
posted on
08/03/2005 6:44:14 AM PDT
by
tx_eggman
(Does it hurt when they shear your wool off?)
To: Fresh Wind
105
posted on
08/03/2005 6:44:17 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Mexico, the 51st state.)
To: Indy Pendance
"I'm a Turtle."LOL! Yep, me, too. I haven't thought of that for a looooong time. "You bet your sweet *ss I am!"
106
posted on
08/03/2005 6:44:23 AM PDT
by
redhead
("Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!"...Batman, aka Bruce Wayne)
To: Sam's Army
I've heard you must use THIS in the secret society:
To: hford02
YES, I belong to a secret society. The "Ancient Order of Druids" but whenever we are asked about our group we are always supposed to lie. In fact "real" druids have many years of training in the art of lying (like ninjas of veracity). As part of our training we must lie at least three times a day, seven days a week. Of course I'm lying right now but you could never detect it because I have been in advanced training in the US House of Representatives as well as the "Ancient Order of Druids" I don't believe you.
108
posted on
08/03/2005 6:45:20 AM PDT
by
Coop
(www.heroesandtraitors.org)
To: redhead
Cool! I found my membership card a couple months ago, while cleaning my desk!
To: WV Mountain Mama
I belong to the Alt-F4 society.
110
posted on
08/03/2005 6:45:37 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Mexico, the 51st state.)
To: Sam's Army
I have been asked to join a secret society.Well, you blew it... and now they'll have to kill you.
111
posted on
08/03/2005 6:45:57 AM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: NRA1995
With regard to you tagline: San Francisco does need a certain number of gynecologists. What it doesn't need is obstetricians.
112
posted on
08/03/2005 6:46:15 AM PDT
by
Restorer
(Liberalism: the auto-immune disease of societies.)
To: Coop
LOL! I could see what would happen when I mouse-overed the link, looks like some other people just clicked on it.
113
posted on
08/03/2005 6:46:19 AM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: Corin Stormhands
I was too busy transferring my winning funds from the UK National Lottery. Cool.... if you run short, I'm about to come into some money from Nigeria.
114
posted on
08/03/2005 6:47:03 AM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: Brett66
I mouse over every link, it's a good practice, you never know what's out there.
To: Sam's Army; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Fierce Allegiance; Owl_Eagle; Constitution Day; ...
WE, THE ABOVE, DO INDEED BELONG TO THE SUPERSECRET MASSIVE ORDER OF THE REALLY EXCITING, COOL, OPTIMISTIC, WONDERFUL, BRAINY, EXCELLENT, AND LUCKY LEADERS. YOU MAY KNOW US AS:M.O.R.E.C.O.W.B.E.L.L.
WE HAVE IDENTIFIED YOU, SAMS ARMY, AS A POTENTIAL MEMBER. WE SHALL EXPLORE THE STUDIO SPACE WITH THIS POSSIBILITY.
REMEMBER OUR MOTTO: "WE PUT OUR PANTS JUST LIKE YOU--ONE LEG AT A TIME. EXCEPT, ONCE OUR PANTS ARE ON, WE RULE THE WORLD!"
116
posted on
08/03/2005 6:47:30 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Never insult seven men if you're only holding a six-gun.)
To: Sam's Army
New Jersey! Legit! Gotta be!
Oh, G*d! Please make me stop laughing!
117
posted on
08/03/2005 6:47:48 AM PDT
by
katana
To: Coop
You don't believe me because my lies are so skillfull.
118
posted on
08/03/2005 6:48:07 AM PDT
by
hford02
(the PETA gay pagan vegan community awaits their turn to be the silent majority)
To: Brett66
It's human nature. :-) I wouldn't remember that ol' trick if I hadn't fallen for it previously.
What do you want to bet that someone went crying to the mods over it? :-)
119
posted on
08/03/2005 6:48:12 AM PDT
by
Coop
(www.heroesandtraitors.org)
To: hford02
I must raise a practical question at this point.....are we gonna do "Stonhenge" tonight?
NO, WE'RE NOT GONNA DO F*KING "STON 'ENGE"!!
120
posted on
08/03/2005 6:48:14 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(West Virginia needs neurosurgeons like San Francisco needs gynecologists)
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